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Idk why I love duality of posts about five

Like sometimes people thirsting over how he's hot and then posts calling him a dusty old grandpa then a different posts calling him a literal killing machine and a rabid dog or some shit and then another talking about how much he suffered and how he's such complex character then there's the light hearted posts wondering about what he would like and do and then the s4 rants, flashbacks and how much they hated the season and also five x lila posts

Btw no hate to anyone just thought how funny this was just thinking about all of it

Edit: forgot the art posts as well (I always eat them up because I love them)

OMG I also as well think five as apples because I been like kinda associating them to colour and sorry about the s4 flashbacks imao but the reason I think Ben is blueberries is that associate him with the colour blue and specifically the jade of blueberries but then again but also associate five and Viktor with blue due they're powers but Viktor is more a white, purple and a light blue where as five is red and but a Navy blue and I associate Allison with yellow like sunshine yellow, orange, black,white and red and Diego with red but idk what kind because I keep on seeing fire truck red in my head(I don't think that's right idfk)but I associate Klaus with like sea foam green ,grey and light pink

I'm not actually sure on Luther (poor him) but I honestly don't know what colour or shade of colour to associate with him maybe mourning grey.. Idk

For some reason now I associate five with strawberries but idk what the others with, maybe Ben with blueberries ... That's all I can think of right now.

(I can literally picture it in my head that both Ben and five hair clips in their hair and it a blueberry and strawberry)

He kinda looks a little weird

five is one of those characters that it's like . . . i could write a hundred metas on him, I could author the biggest au fic with him in it, I could make edits and talk about him to friends, I could talk for hours, and it would STILL never be enough to both correctly and entirely convey my feelings, thoughts and observations on him

Omg finally seeing someone says this , I've always thought five would've probably got objectified into weapon by many people(like Reginald and people in commission) being treated as something for like destruction (aka murder which is destruction of families and communities) and having to do that constantly and having that happen is horrible but idk how accurate I am with this

want to talk about how 13 year old five loved the praise of the public as a child superhero but praise turned into objectification as the commission turned him into a weapon and he continued to be admired but for something he was forced into and hated doing

I have sooo many drafts right now , most of it was stuff I was not comfortable posting because I thought people would hate it and one I forgot to finish of it is umbrella Academy and I have two vents about season 4 and one thing about what I think what the hargreeves would wear if I try drawing them all ( I suffer from same clothing syndrome) but I wanted to see what I could picture them in and other stuff I don't exactly remember but I do remember that I have poll about five if he was radioactive or not

For some reason now I associate five with strawberries but idk what the others with, maybe Ben with blueberries ... That's all I can think of right now.

(I can literally picture it in my head that both Ben and five hair clips in their hair and it's a blueberry and strawberry)

Another reason why I hate s4 is:

That it completely ruined watching the other seasons for me , it makes me actually feel physically ill thinking about it and makes me cringe to death

Is this, just me??☹️

Does anyone have a problem when drawing a character and it looks weird because for some reason I keep on making five look like some sick Victorian child for some fucking reason and it clashes with my art style because the shading/rendering I do makes him looks like that like a lot ???

Like why does bro look like that 🤨

Does anyone else struggle to watch stuff on their own or is just it me because I struggle a lot and I feel like because of that I don't really know exactly how the characters act fully and only take what other people say about them ,(I feel like this is a personal struggle for me idk )

I saw this pin and thought of Ben and five

Idk If this is ooc though

This would be so adorable to see as an actual scene (◍•ᴗ•◍)

Imagine five babysitting Claire or one of Diego’s kids and was forced to play Just Dance but he’s actually extremely good at it and starts getting really competitive against the kids

And tbh this kinda thing stops me from watching the wholel show just because how I actively repulsed by it and it kinda makes me sad (Tʖ̯T) that creep thought that was a great idea and "let's make our underage actor kiss someone much older than him , oh wait he can't kiss her yet because he is sooo young.. I'll wait till he hits freshly 18 and then I can do this ᕙ(*•̀ᗜ•́*)ᕗ".... The fuck and maybe he did think this and maybe not and this just parody of that this was planned s3?... And I did get some info that he was 17 at the start of filming of s3, that would still be disgusting because then Aidan was still a minor and the fact they were planning this during that season

And I like to kinda make a correction but Aidan was 20 when it ended and when it started he was 19 but still fucking disturbing that when he auditioned for it, he was 13 .

And also sorry for the horrendous grammar mistakes I kinda did type this in kind of anger but mostly to express my opinion of the infamous disaster of a s4 and yes I'm still stuck on s1 and probably no will I watch the other ones and definitely fucking not will I watch s4 and that kiss scene alone makes me want crawl back into my skin and scratch my skin (not exaggerating that's how I feel when I cringe at something) and my god it's bad so yeah I will be staying far fuck away from that dumpster fire of a season and also pretty sure it's just drama for the sake of drama

Is it me but I find that five/Lila extremely creepy and also it's creepy both in the show and outside of the show with the actors.

Lila saw five when 13-19 and if ignored the 54-72 age mentality and that is extremely fucking creepy that she developed feelings for him, she saw him grow up and go through second puberty and it's not helping she only liked him as an escape from her life like that and 7 years... Nah best they stayed completely platonic

And also surprisingly this kinda applies to the actors and ritu watch aidan grow during the show up to freshly 18 /20 and the fucking creep decided that as soon as aidan turned 18 make him kiss someone who much older than him (not being rude to ritu , she was as much as a victim as aidan) and that they weren't properly trained to do this not even having intimacy director to properly do it and my god that is making me cringe so fucking hard and that ritu was 35 so there was a 17-15 age gap in the ages aidan to ritu

And what doesn't help is that most of all the actors were uncomfortable with it especially with ritu and aidan and you can literally tell by their body language and their facial expressions it just so disappointing and the fact before s4 dropped or was kinda in the making, ritu thought when they told the part that five and Lila kiss was a fucking joke..... This right here and I wish actors could actually talk about things that they don't like openly in a script , I don't mean out right hate bombing it and going on 4k rant about how much they hate the script but giving it constructive criticism to a degree and they probably have told family and or friends how much that they hated it

Is it me but I find that five/Lila extremely creepy and also it's creepy both in the show and outside of the show with the actors.

Lila saw five when 13-19 and if ignored the 54-72 age mentality and that is extremely fucking creepy that she developed feelings for him, she saw him grow up and go through second puberty and it's not helping she only liked him as an escape from her life like that and 7 years... Nah best they stayed completely platonic

And also surprisingly this kinda applies to the actors and ritu watch aidan grow during the show up to freshly 18 /20 and the fucking creep decided that as soon as aidan turned 18 make him kiss someone who much older than him (not being rude to ritu , she was as much as a victim as aidan) and that they weren't properly trained to do this not even having intimacy director to properly do it and my god that is making me cringe so fucking hard and that ritu was 35 so there was a 17-15 age gap in the ages aidan to ritu

And what doesn't help is that most of all the actors were uncomfortable with it especially with ritu and aidan and you can literally tell by their body language and their facial expressions it just so disappointing and the fact before s4 dropped or was kinda in the making, ritu thought when they told the part that five and Lila kiss was a fucking joke..... This right here and I wish actors could actually talk about things that they don't like openly in a script , I don't mean out right hate bombing it and going on 4k rant about how much they hate the script but giving it constructive criticism to a degree and they probably have told family and or friends how much that they hated it

netflix… if i see you in the streets…

Viktor: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that sounds nice and cozy, but if you invite someone to your cabin in the woods, they're going to die.

Five: Yes, it's called "connotation".

Allison: My personal favorite is butt dial vs booty call.

Klaus: Mine is "forgive me, Father, for I have sinned" vs "sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty".

Luther: Great news! Language is now cancelled!

THIS WOULD BE SOOOOOO GOOD!

“The umbrella academy” but it has the side interview scenes like “The Office”