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Either I've surrounded myself with fellow John Dory fans or the fandom has shifted to John Dory being the most popular bro. OR he always has been and I live under a rock.

Either way, he's like the only Brozone bro I see the majority of the content for (besides Branch) on any platform lmao. I'm living for it.

Him <3333333

I know there were two Brozone songs we hear, one that's a medley, for the most part, of different songs from different popular boybands, and Perfect, which I think is just it's own thing.

We do hear a lot of NSYNC around, though, lol. But I'm pretty sure Kismet is supposed to be NSYNC, essentially?

Meaning yeah, Brozone isn't based on any one particular 90s band. And that's not really anything new, BUT it is SUPER EXCITING because--

We got a lineup of Brozone songs from JD at the start of the movie, right? And a little when Poppy was asking about who wrote what. Those being;

-Girl Baby Baby

-Baby Baby Girl

-Baby Baby Girl Woman

-Girl, I Love Your Love, Girl

-Girl, You Break My Heart, Girl

-Girl, I love Your Love Girl, You Break My Heart Girl, I Still Love You, But I Seriously Think We Should Have A Talk About Our Relarionship, Girl

And aha,,,,wouldn't it be cool to compose a collection of 90s-inspired stereotypical boyband song for each to create like,,,a little fan made album?

As a music major, I just think it'd be neat. A fun (not so) little project.

Thoughts are being thought rn

JOHN DORY???? PLS???? HELP VOTE MY BOY

It's the way thinking about John Dory obsessively a normal amount is genuinely getting me though my journey as a music major with such passion, effort, and enthusiasm. I love this 6 inch tall burnt out parentified loser sooooooo much. This will relate to literally no one but I could NOT care less, you guys should try it. 11/10, would recommend going through this exact scenario.

Anyways, yeah, that's it. That's the post. Just wanted to make my JD supporter status known to Tumblr, before someone starts thinking I'm normal.

why he look like that