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The Stages of Kai Literally Every Other Season

let's do ranking but on crack

also just a side note: this is from the pro/anti tags and do not reflect my own opinions (i will refrain from commenting about the stuff i had to go through for inspiration):

Tamlin - 100000/10 trapped under a mountain? Will fuck you the first chance I get to relieve your sexual needs. protects you by locking you up! major mama bear vibes 🐻🫶

Lucien - 5000/10 I listen to mommy when she tells me who my father is. Will also follow you to enemy territory because a random supernatural force told me you're my mate. Obdient and loyal 💯

Jurian - 3000/ 10 surivies 500 years of torture! strong, resiliant. stops chasing Miryam after 500 years - understands that no means no.. took a while, yes, but it's the result that counts 👍

Rhys - 1000/10 his priorities 😍 war duties yk yk. Will also SA and drug you without your permission to save you from evil crazy magic lady

Helion - 500/10 ah, who doesn't pin after forbidden love every once in a while! And sires a secret love child! Major green flag

Azriel - 100/10 forbidden love x2. very enviornmentally friendly. Don't want your present? Gives it to someone else

Eris - 100/10 pov I give cryptic answers about nailing a post-it on someone's uterus. but trust me, im a good guy, you just dont know the whole story.

Cassian - 100/10 will accept laws and traditions instead of saving you. law abiding citizen 🥵

Kallias - 100/10 friends to lovers troupe! and something about incest!!!*

*there's no anti Kallias tag. i had to get creative. and there was something about incest that im confused about but that's okay

rank the men in acotar: rhys, cassian, azriel, lucien, tamlin, helion, eris, jurian, kallias

Rhys - 13/10 everything he says is 🤌. Eats paint is a bonus. Will thank Rhysie for walking over my face.

Helion - 11/10 extra point for the pegasus. and saved LoA 💯 top tier humor. Manifesting Feysand + Helion threesome

Kallias - 10/10 who doesn't like a snow king?

Azriel - 9/10 dark and moody 🥰 but talk about your feelings smh

Cassian - 7/10 too self righteous for my taste but still hot

Eris - 5/10 daddy issues. but not bad on the eyes.

Jurian - 3/10 saved feyre in acowar. but bonus points for surviving with only a finger bone and eyeball

Lucian - 2/10 no finger bone no bonus. be a bitch to my high lady and i'll be a bitch to you

Tamlin - 1/10 one point for the entertaining high lords meeting. otherwise.. "your hair is clean" no other explaination needed