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teddy n smut??

uhh i wrote this on a plane i barely remember it. first ted nivison post !! Smut under cut. MDNI

idk if this makes sense.. like do yall see the vision?? (unfinished btw)

Y/n is roughly shoved against her front door, Ted latching onto her lips, his grip on her hips tightening. “Mmm Teddy..” She whines grinding on Ted knee which was now in between her thighs.  “You like acting like that? Like a little slut?” Ted asks, thought the question was rhetorical. 

Earlier that night Y/n had made it her mission to tease Ted during their night out. It started in the car, Y/n held Ted’s hand which was resting on her thigh. At a red night Y/n had spotted a missing lipstick in one of the pockets on the driver’s seat door. “Oh my god!” Y/n says, holding back a devilish smirk. Y/n reached over Ted’s lap, leaning forward to let her boobs brush against Ted’s lap. Meanwhile, the hand that was on Y/n’s thigh shifted in between her legs. Both of their hands were rubbing against the soft fabric of her panties. Ted didn’t give much of a reaction, instead just mumbling something along the lines of ‘..brat..’ before continuing to drive.

The second attempt Y/n made to fuck with Ted was made when the two were having a conversation with another person. Y/n didn’t pay much attention to what they were saying, instead she was trying to make up ways to tease her beloved boyfriend. 

Lightbulb.

Y/n smirked the tapped Ted’s shoulder whispering in his ear that she wanted to dance. Ted nodded, patting her on the ass before returning to his conversation. Y/n made her way to the dance floor and began dancing by herself. It wasn’t long before a man came up behind her and was dancing with her. Y/n almost threw up after feeling his odd smelling hot breath on her neck. She prayed for the moment Ted would be done socializing and come find her, and that moment was arriving sooner than later. Y/n felt a tug at her arm, stumbling into Teds chest. She could feel the rise and fall of his chest, and thats when she knew he got him.

HOLY SHIT SHOLY SHIT AHOLY SHIT I AM GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE HELP ME TED IM STUCK IN THE RAINFOREST CAFE HELP ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭👅😭😭😭😭

Will try shifting for the first time in ages and I'll tell y'all how it went in the morning!! (EST core) 😈😈

Not only is this great advice for everyone but you mentioned me??? 🥹🥹🥹 Jamie come ere let me give you a sloppy one /plat 💙💙💙💙💙

I beg of you to bestow your writing knowledge upon my weak shoulders. I desperately need it

Teach me your ways, oh Wise One™

stop fleur this is so cute (have you ever seen harry potter?? there's this french chick with the same name as you)

and of course !! not you boosting my ego with the wise one comment ☺️ hehe

idk about "weak shoulders" i actually love your stuff + kinda lurk your profile (i've been reading your stuff since jschlatt imagines twitch couple edition, the one where he says 'give me ur hat back bitch'. i giggled to that once or thrice)

okay yeah so about the writing part! gonna be 100% honest with you here girl...

this account is my slop writing. besides the year you died (shameless plug) most of my posts are written in under 10 minutes, because i get random spurts of motivation + i'm a fast typer.

but when i actually write, like for poetry competitions + writing for myself? my advice is...

really know the character you're writing for

look, we all write out of character schlatt sometimes okay. do i really think that schlatt would harass a poor deli worker to talk about how hot you are and or steal charlie slimecicle's dorky girlfriend?? no, obviously. but i try to embody his accent + his online persona so it's easier to imagine him actually doing that, you know?

just do it.

sometimes my writing is shit! but at least it's released. someone out there one day will write something that hits YOU in the feels, and that could be you, no matter what you right! for me that's my lovely moot @melrambles (not to glaze but that's my boy)

girl, you're ALREADY a good writer!

as i said, i've kept up with your stuff, and your stuff is a little different than mine (i feel like yours is more long form thought out where mine is more aesthetic snippy little fics), but nevertheless you are an amazing writer and i patiently wait for your fics to come out as incredibly early (or late depending on how you look at it!) christmas presents.

so yeah that was my yap sesh. here is my advice, put onto your strong and beautiful shoulders 💞

PLEASE PLASE PLEASE IM OM MY FUCKING KNEES 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

ted idea.. hear me out

fake dating where ted asks you to act like his partner while visiting his parents place, because he told them for months on end he had a gf and now they finally want to meet her.

you agree, who wouldn’t.. yada yada.

main plot point i’m thinking of is being in his bedroom after meeting the parents, and when you’re both going to sleep. or so you thought.

as you’re scrolling through twitter for a nightly scroll before sleeping, ted kneels in front of you, moving your phone and kissing you. you reciprocate obviously, but pull back and ask him what he’s doing. there’s nobody around, there’s no acting to do.

but he’s murmuring excuses against your lips, moustache rubbing against your neck as he peppers kisses trying to find your sweet spot. mumbling something about how ‘it’s just practice, that’s all’

it’s a shit excuse but you don’t care, because the make out that ensues is heavenly.

lowk want to write this does anyone want it..

Hiiii

I'm Mel, I use he/they pronouns (ftm pride), I'm 19 (I'm an aries >:]) and I'm also Polish! (I want to move away so bad istg).

My current obsessions are Schlatt, Charlie Slimecicle, Ted Nivison, Wendigoon (respectfully), Stardew Valley (HARVEY MY BELOVED), Persona 3, GRAVITY FALLS and more!

DNI:

MINORS!!!!

WSS and SSS

Dream stans 🤡

basic dni

I WON'T write:

any bodily fluids (scat, piss, vomit, etc)

rape

incest

cnc

ageplay

weird age gaps

anything nsfw with minors

I will write for:

Schlatt (my beloved)

Ted Nivison

Our favourite gunker Charlie Slimecicle

more to be added ig

Masterlist:

Do I Wanna Know? (Schlatt x ftm!reader, angst, confessions, song fic, hurt/comfort)