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SQH and SQQ both have chronic cant stfu syndrome and so all their conversations tend to devolve into just shouting over each other increasingly frantically- so as a result, Mobei-Jun got a timer and has them sit across from each other, sets the timer, and had them each get like. 5 minutes to rant, then switches to the other person.

Moshenshang babytrap au

imagine Mobei-jun and Shen Qingqiu end up out drinking together, and eventually SQQ gets drunk enough that he breaks and goes on a tirade about how much he likes Shang Qinghua and all the great things about him. Mobei-jun is just like “vry understandable finally someone sees the vision. Wanna babytrap him.”

Somehow, they work out a plan for this, but they’re both terrible at flirting that all their plans to get Qinghua to sleep with them for babytrapping purposes are just awful. neither has any clue what foreplay is or flirting is. They’re too hot and autistic for it. So sqh is ends up confused and a little scared.

But how do you improve a skill? Practise, obviously. So, reluctantly, MBJ and SQQ begin practising… with each other. SQH somehow learns and is like “oh well im happy for you!”, and that’s when they panic, bc “NO THIS ISNT- WE WANT YOU CARNALLY THIS WAS PART OF THE PLAN” “WAIT. PLAN?!?!?!” “Qingqiu is pregnant.” “WHAT.”

Everyone is shocked. Mostly Shen Qingqiu. But also the maid who was passing by and is extremely confused. Either way, this pregnancy is clearly SQH’s fault. And since he created the world, he’s basically the father, so he should take responsibility. As should MBJ, of course. Wouldn’t it be a shame if they all had to get married because of this? Such a damn shame…. (Cut to Moshen high-fiving under the table)

SQQ would hate Dorian gray he’d read “every piece of writing and character within is secretly a reflection of the author’s soul” and go through all five stages of grief plus two he invented

Moshenshang cannot use pet names. Like, not as in they don’t want to, as in they are incapable of it. Mobei-jun doesn’t understand the concept that pet names are supposed to be endearing and not just random words, so sometimes SQQ or SQH get hit with the “yes, chair?” and are left in utter confusion. Meanwhile if cumplane call each other anything other than “bro” one of them will go into shock and need medical treatment, and Mu Qingfang ain’t paid enough for that.

Concept: Shen Qingqiu going to stay with Moshang bc they’re happily married and should be immune to SQQ’s Fish Fear Me Men Want Me Rizzaroni Reverse Fuckboy Type Halo only to wake up in the middle of a moshang cuddle sandwich wondering what the fuck color pill did he take for the Webnovel Yaoi Matrix to hate him this much

Send me links to your fave Pinterest outfits and an MXTX character, I’ll draw them in it (will do some ships too, if you have couples outfits)