Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Severus: James and I are no longer dating.
James: Severus, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
James: I think we should kiss.
Severus: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.
Severus: Wow, Remus, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Remus: We literally slept together yesterday.
Severus: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
Narcissa: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It?
Severus: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!
Narcissa: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.