Out Of Context Shit - Blog Posts

The first bit of actual novel WIP content!!!

The poll came out in a three way tie, so I'm planning on redoing the post... Until then, here you go! Absolutely no context! :]

'I gotta say, I never understood the concept of tentacles being hot, but now I *really* don't get it'

@deadandgaysetanta @queen-of-hobgobblers @redkarmakai

Reblog with a line from your current work-in-progress fanfiction taken COMPLETELY out of context.

Mine is:

“Oh I’m swell,” Leo said, before promptly coughing up blood.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐬' 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐤.

Webtoon screenshots out of context: part 5

Things I Heard at School #2

She’s not a chameleon!

Things I Heard at School #1

You think I’m god?! I’m Santa Claus!

Hey, I can't really sleep right now, so I managed to pump out 2 chapters of my fanfiction. So hear some out of context memes

Photo dump 🫶🫶

shit i heard in the halls at high school

(pt 5)

" he came in, threatening..." *long pause* " ..lives"

"salad without eggs is like communism"

"i wish my bf was a boy scout so he could tie me up like that"

"i was singing tacones rojos-" "you weren't singing it right"

"straight bi or otherwise keep your hands off other men's thighs"

"my favorite part about easter break was bullying seven year olds"

"a Tootsie roll with red flags"

"now they do buy 2 get one free vasectomy"

"I didn't know what to write so i wrote the plot to sherlock in Spanish"

"awww i can't download tin- wait sorry i was thinking about tits"

shit i heard in the halls at high school

(pt 4)

"enchanted with hepatitis"

"and he shattered the window bc he stabbed it with a pencil"

"yeah well i have high hopes that im perfectly fine"

"she literally screenshot-ed my own story and then cut ME out of it"

"imagine what it's like. to be trump"

"do I LOOK like a finger doctor, nerd?"

"I really don't like church" "you're white, of course you like church"

"is that ur ankles or ur toes"

"ur a golfing unicorn"

"i wonder what they're thinking of, other than.... pedophilia"

shit i heard in the halls at high school

(pt 3)

"Well you're friends with all the hOmOsExUaLs"

"what's that?" " that's called FEELINGS with a bunch of sad emojis around it"

*to her jacket* "why is the pocket stuck you WHORE?!?!"

"TAKE THAT BANANNAS!"

"do you like it? it's cottagecore" "oh yea sure" "wdym? you're a lesbian! it's like your culture!"

"I don't want transportation, I want transgender"

"I'm am entrepreneur, I steal fish"

"papa could I have some watermelon"

*loudly, to phone* "why are you asking to FaceTime me I don't even know you and I'm in school NO"

"leave room for jesus, no premarital sex"