Naruto - Blog Posts

Incorrect naruto alignment charts I made👍

Do these make sense? No. Are these objectively funny to think about? Yes.

He’s stuck in my head like that pebble you have in your shoe💔💔

“This isn’t accurate to his char-“ idc❤️❤️ he’s just a silly little guy (traumatized 20 smth yo man)

I love Tenzo sm he’s great

i present to you. the ultimate blorbo chart. you will need to zoom in for every section to be visible. you may reblog this and accept asks for it. have fun.

Naruto memes/text posts I’ve made part 7 because the grind never stops

This was rushed bc I couldn’t find good posts so if these aren’t funny u know why💔💔

Anko does have a matching username with ibiki “in your walls (threat.” Even if u don’t ship kibashino I think the idea is really funny… also yes there is another kakashi one because that man is so memeable it’s unreal😭😭

Tsunade Headcanon

I hc that she’s FREAKISHLY good with sealing but doesn’t do it often bc yk… reminds her of her dead clan-

When jiraiya was learning sealing, she would come over randomly and correct his work like it was nothing and would walk off. This would make jiraiya spiral because ‘holy crap I’ve been working on this for weeks and she just?? Figures it out??’

Imagine she was taught by mito from the time that she could put ink on paper how to seal. After the uzushio massacre, that she HATED seeing anything remotely close to sealing.

It’s only until after the war that she finally thinks she’s able to do what she used to with her grandmother. She is still as good as she remembers but the first couple of times she tries, she leaves tear stains on the scrolls shes working with.

*shakes bag of treats* pspspsps I have more naruto memes (Naruto memes/text posts I’ve made part 6!)

(atleast kiba got what he wanted?😭)

Should I make character/team specific ones? It would be a bit harder tho finding the right post

I suppose this would count as part of my “Naruto meme” series, except these are ones I’ve drawn

(Mine on the left, original pic on the right)

Yes the hands look botched, don’t ask me how long these took :(

well well well

Kiba has fleas /neg and Shino has fleas /pos I hope yall see my vision here

Walks into your feed I HAVE MADE MORE

(Naruto memes/text posts I’ve made part 5!)

Two more kakashi memes because that man is always up to smth.

(Naruto memes/text posts I made part 4!!)

Wow people seem to like these on here and Pinterest-

Yes yuuji is here. Why? Because I have free will❤️ yes this is also me not-so-subtly pushing my shipping agenda! Idk if the second one will get me in trouble but hopefully not:) we’ll find out… also this is the end of my back log of these (unless you count the ones I drew which I’m kinda embarrassed to post bc they look a little botched)

(I’m still new on tumblr so the second pic being censored is just me being careful since idk if they chill)

Genshin characters in naruto (part 1?? Idk)

LETS TRY THIS AGAIN SINCE TUMBLR FUCKING CLOSED LAST TIME.

(You won’t believe this shit. I was one sentence away from finishing my yap session and tumblr closed my post and said it saved as a draft. I check my drafts AND ITS NOT THERE. Might cry anyways haha spoilers for genshin and Naruto) (also if it’s chopped, just know that it was way better before this site decided to curb stomp my creativity)

Arlecchino: Uchiha Clan

Orphaned young enough to not remember her parents, passed around the Uchiha clan for care taking until she became a genin (at like 6 idk I mean in game she was raised by fatui and fought a literal harbinger at 14ish)

Clervie was her classmate in the academy and stuck to her side even outside the academy. Arlecchino quickly outgrew her genin team she was assigned to and made chunin at 7. Things continue like this until she’s made jonin at 12.

(Crucabena/“Mother” worked at the Konoha orphanage and Clervie lived there as well. Arlecchino basically got the ick from Crucabena)

A little after she made jonin, she was offered (more like coerced and forced into) a position in root by Danzo. Spent like 2 years in root as “rabbit” and was like “hey wtf man” at root in her head but didn’t have the courage to leave until kakashi came in and basically took tenzo from root.

Arlecchino now starts planning to leave root and the only person she trusts is Clervie. She goes to Clervie explaining her plan (as much of it she can bc of Danzos mouth seals) and Clervie suddenly attacks her. Clervie says that Crucabena and therefore she herself are plants for Danzo, watching over arlecchino since shes a very young but very talented Uchiha. They continue to fight but Clervie throws her self at arlecchinos blade, saying that this will give her enough strength to leave root.

Arlecchino then activates her mangekyo for the first time (which yes is her ingame eyes) and goes to fight and kill Crucabena and take a few very young root kids with her and leaves Konoha.

Arlecchino is a S ranked missing nin and will work with Konoha and foreign shinobi in exchange that they don’t try to capture her. She now basically takes up lost children and holds the name “Father”.

Her eyes are Amaterasu and kamui/tsukuyomi (honestly couldn’t decide which since they both kinda fit with her lore but she does 100% have Amaterasu) and her susanoo is a darker pinker red than itachis susanoo in the anime

I’ve made more! (Naruto memes/text posts I’ve made part 3)

I’ll have to make more soon but personally these aren’t even my funniest-

Okay but i raise you this. Sasuke is the sperm donner for Sarada and Sakura and Karin are married and her moms.

So true, god bless.

Here is some old (like 3 years old) naruto manga colorings from when I wasn’t as good at art👍 Hinata was my first one tho so I think I did rlly at the time- might do one promoting my sakukarin ship propaganda since I haven’t completed a manga coloring in like a year…

Coloring tsunades jacket without having to redraw it made me almost cry:( I also had a hard time finding good quality kushina manga pics so I had to choose one I didn’t rlly like. You can tell I rushed it since I didn’t like it- might post past coloring wips that won’t ever get done.

I COME BEARING GIFTS!! (Naruto memes/text posts I made part 2 hehe)

Yes I do, infact, think I am funny

Introducing: Naruto memes/text posts I made! (Part 1)

I posted these on tt a bit ago but I’ve decided they would also go good on here:)

I have ones that I’ve drawn but I’ll put them in separate posts!

my favorite thing about kakashi is that he used to be just a bratty bitch. like he had a huge stick up his ass all the time and he was just mean to literally fucking everyone. and then he meets tenzo and he’s only nice to this One Kid ever. everyone else he’s a total cunt to but then he sees tenzo and he’s like hi babygirl did you eat today? you need to remember to have breakfast so you can grow up to be big and strong ok. your hair looks good today i like this length. and then like gai or whoever tries speaking to him and kakashi tells them to kill themself

Kakashi/Yamato + text posts (“Bosom Buddies” Edition)

i hate seeing him being sad so today he's chilling at home and watching bluey

It’s so fun not knowing anything about later boruto and two blue vortex like you could tell me anything and i would believe you atp. (Spoilers for boruto? Idk) Mitsuki doesn’t like boruto anymore? Sure! Naruto’s dead? Wow! Sarada has been a shadow clone this whole time? Okay! Bleepblorp ototsuki has killed all the kage and rules the earth with an iron fist? I believe you! Genuinely no clue what’s going on😭

I was bringing my 1st Naruto manga downstairs to read, and I was thinking about the plot so far. Something just clicked when I thought about Naruto and Gaara's past. Izuku and Tenko are like Naruto and Gaara. Ones that couldve had opposite lives by one thing. For MHA, it's their quirk. For Naruto, it's the fact that Naruto found another way of living, being the class clown instead of giving up and only finding one way out. Gaara didn't get any sort of respect at all. Naruto only had his teacher who cared, since he related because he lost his parents, and became a class clown too, alone.

not so much a ship, but platonic soulmates really