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Max Verstappen - Blog Posts
Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 110
Max: Hypothetically, if I'd be gay I'd be into you
Charles: If I'd be gay I'd be into your too
Max: My dad would be so pissed
Charles: Isn't he anyway?
Max: ... Charles, I'm going to kiss you in five
Charles: Make it one
Max taking care of Carlos' forgotten caps | Miami GP, 2022 • Italian GP, 2023
I can be trusted to behave around max verstappen's thighs I promise
Charles: Max! Come here, quick!
Max: *sighs* What now? Did you lose your phone again?
Charles: No! Just come-it’s important!
*Max walks in, clearly already over it.*
Charles: Hold Donut up next to your face. I need to check something.
Max: *confused* …What?
Charles: Just do it!
*Max holds Donut up. Both he and the cat stare at Charles with identical deadpan expressions.*
Charles: *gasps* Oh my god. You did give birth to him. The resemblance is uncanny!
Max: Fantastic. I’ve given birth to a judgmental furball. My legacy lives on.
Donut: meows like he’s about to file an HR complaint
Charles: Honestly? It’s like watching two clones judge me. Terrifying