It Was I - Blog Posts

The world will flood just like my little brother thought it would. 🙏 (ALSO I MEANT LITTLE BROTHER IT'S BEEN A WEEK SINCE I ASKED THIS…)

When my brother was little, he always cried when it rained because he was, and I quote, "afraid the world would flood if the rain didn't stop." How's SF doing?

I read this ask like

He is not doing well but it’ll be ok I will not elaborate

Man

Who put my bike in front of the car...

Asshole ):<

ᴵ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ "ᵗᶦᵗˢ. ʰᵃʰᵃ" ʷʰᵒ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵒⁿᵉ ᶦᵗ ᶦˢ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᶠᵘⁿⁿʸ ⁽ᵗʰᵉ "ᵗᶦᵗˢ. ʰᵃʰᵃ"⁾ ᴵ ᵇᵉᵗ ʷʰᵒᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁽"ᵗᶦᵗˢ. ʰᵃʰᵃ"⁾ ᶦˢ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᶠᵘⁿⁿʸ

So fun story about my roommate

so last semester, my new roommate, without consulting anyone else, put up these stupid wall stickers. and I had to live with em alllll year.

(ignore the tapestry, that's mine)

so, end of the school year starts coming up, we're gonna have to take the damn things down anyway. so I decide to have some fun with it.

on sunday, while roomie was away at work, I took the stickers off the wall and started cutting up the letters. and this was what she found when she came home.

this was just above the couch, the first thing you'd see upon walking in the door. and my favorite of all, in the corner where the couch met the wall:

the next day, while I was in class, she came home and saw it. and promptly began acting like I did not exist.

It was the greatest week I'd had since moving in.

but only a week. one day, I texted our collective roommate group chat that I was taking an online test, and that I'd need quiet for about 2 hours or so. and when I finished, I left my room to find bare walls where my art once was, and a ball of letters in the trash can.

so I fished it out. and left this.

but I wasn't done quite yet. I fished out a couple favorites and put them back up in my room (partly bc I had gotten a bit attached to nut,)

now, you might notice that "tit" has lost its "s". that s now serves a greater purpose:

forming the word "penis" that I hid on the wall behind the couch before I moved out.

suffice to say, that roommate hasn't talked to me since.