Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Kirishima:*lying down* I really love lazy saturdays
Bakugou: it's wednesday
Kirishima: i love you, Bakugou
Bakugou: i love you more
Kirishima: no, i love you mo—
Bakugou: don't start a game you can't win, Ei
Bakugou: you have beautiful eyes
Kirishima:*panicking* o-oh thanks blasty, i need them to see
Kirishima: hey what does y/n mean?
Bakugou: your name
Kirishima: *reading* kirishima looked into bakugou’s eyes..
Kirishima: Blasty, you’re like an angel with no wings.
Bakugou: so like a person.
Krishima: *the phone* Bakubro!! remember that one time you tried to convince me Santa isn’t real?
Kirishima: well I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here!
Bakugou: hey, shitty hair, did ya know i can fit the whole world in my hands?
Kirishima: how could you poss–
Bakugou: *cups Eijiro's face*
Kirishima: *tearing up* o-oh
Bakugou: your name is not "Kirishima Eijiro"
Kirishima: wha-
Bakugou: your name is "Bakugou Eijiro"
*pulled out a ring*
Kirishima: *blushing so hard*
Bakugou: This is the asshole who dared to tell me that being gay isn't a choice.
Bakugou: You're right, being gay isn't a choice!
Bakugou: It's a competition, and I'm winning!
Bakugou: *gesturing to a flustered Kirishima* Have you SEEN MY BOYFRIEND?! HAH?!
Bakugou: do you understand now?
kirishima: yeah, totally!
kirishima: *under his breath as kai walks away* what the fuck did he just say–
bakugou: I only feel one emotion and it’s anger.
kirishima: Last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis and many ily.
bakugou: o-out of anger.
bakugou: You're such a dork, kirishima. You know that? Total loser.
kirishima: Then let go of my hand.
bakugou: *gripping it tighter* no.
[Bakugou, reading a book while lying on the ground]
Kirishima: The ground is lava!
Bakugou:
Kirishima: I said the ground is-
Bakugou: I heard you
[In the bed]
Bakugou: Punish me
Kirishima: *Nervous* Go to the corner and think about what you did
Krishima: who was your gay awakening? mine was crimson riot. i would do anything to suck his dick.
Bakugou: you were my gay awakening.
Krishima: ... well now i just feel bad :(
Kirishima: baku- Blasty...
Bakugou: *small growl*
Krishima: I... uhm, could you move a little?Bakugou: Hah? Are you hinting that annoying?kirishima ¡N-NO! it's just that arm just fell asleep from having it under your head for so long...
Bakugou: uh *slightly flushed moves to rest his head on the kiri's chest*
Kirishima: I just want to be alone and sleep.
Bakugou: Let me go to my room then.
Kirishima: No *hides his face in he's neck*, throwing you out would not be manly.
[Bakugou room]
Kirishima: *bursts in* HEY BLASTY WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT CITRUS FRUIT THAT’S THE SAME COLOR AS ORANGE
Bakugou: …
Kirishima: Hey bro, can you hand me that thing?
Bakugou: *moves the thing farther away*
Bakugou: You can't love someone unless you love yourself first.
Kirishima: Bullshit. I have never loved myself.
Kirishima: But you? I love you so much I forget what hating myself feels like.
Kirishima: I'm hungry.
Bakugou: What do you want for dinner?
Kirishima:Cock and balls!
Bakugou:
Kirishima:
Bakugou: I've been pretending to enjoy your sense of humor, because I find you physically attractive, but I have reached the point where that balance no longer justifies our relationship.
Bakugou: shitty hair, be careful
Kirishima: haha come on I always am
kirishima:*turns and immediately walks into a wall*