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facts abt my post canon bsd au (mostly atsushi and ada centric)

◇ takes place 4 years after everything with the DoA and Hunting Dogs is settled

◇ atsushi grows his hair back out so it's a little past his shoulders

◇ sigma joins the ADA

◇ fukuzawa retires but still comes around to check on his kids former employees and is on standby in case of any future disaster

◇ kunikida and ranpo agree to co-lead the agency. kunikida takes care of most of the paperwork and employee affairs (pour one out for kida) while ranpo keeps an eye out for cases that could be DoA level threat

◇ everybody gets therapy 🥳🎉!! that government hush money compensation check for being attacked by the Hunting Dogs was partially spent on a getting therapists who could actually help them with their issues (pour another one out for the therapists bc the shit they have to deal with...)

◇ genderfluid atsushi (he/she/they), agender dazai (he/him or it/its), nonbinary sigma (they/he)

◇ kunichuuzai canon. dazai and kunikida got together first, then kunikida and chuuya and finally after many schemes dazai and chuuya talked abt their feelings for each other and got together shortly after

◇ atsushi joins a local community college because she realized she can do stuff for herself outside of working. he's studying literature

◇ kyoka and kenji tried to go regular school for a short while before they realized that that they hated it, so kunikida toutered them helped them get a GED (public school couldn't handle them anyway)

(Idt its that bad but just in case) tw: implied w33d usage, implied paranoia, implied hallucinations.

◇ reason why atsushi was finally sent to therapy was bc they were convinced to get high to help their anxiety (one guess who convinced them) and had a bad trip. they got extremely paranoid, mentioned times he would hallucinate and had several concerning statements about himself. when he sobered up the agency said they were going and she only agreed to go if dazai went and surprisingly dazai agreed to go.(dazai planned to go one session and was somehow conned by his therapist to continue going)

◇ found family dazai, atsushi, Kyoka

◇ but also blood family bc wow dazai and atsushi are half siblings!! (Their dad was a hoe, I'll get into in a separate post)

◇ atsushi's orphanage gets shut down (ada birthday gift for atsushi) and gets a documentary made due to the horrific treatment of the children there

◇ sparring buddies chuuya and atsushi

◇ kyoka, kenji, aya and q friendship

◇ after being turned into a vampire akutagawa has sharper canines than the average human and while his lungs are slightly better he carries any inhaler with him just in case

◇ atsushi has more control over his ability in the future and can now shift into his full tiger form on command and communicate with byakko

◇ dazai is also working to control his ability more and can now shut it off for a few minutes before it kicks back on

◇ byakko is a sentient ability similar to arahbaki. she has been around for centuries and has had many different hosts, one who was the author of The Book.

◇ how did they defeat fyodor? Uhhhh he got eaten by rats, turned into one, the tiger ate him and bc of ability bs he stayed dead next question

◇ dazai also has slightly long hair and now uses a cane

◇ tanazaki sibs finally work on their codependency issues

◇ yosano and tachihara go to lunch every few weeks to talk abt shunzen and bond

◇ akuatsulucy canon

◇ sigma and ranpo bet on random shit together and ranpo is surprised at how talented sigma is at betting

◇ ranpoe are long distance relationship atm but poe is making arrangements to move to yokohama

◇ mori steps down as head of mafia for...reasons and kouyou swifty takes charge of the pm (it was supposed to be chuuya but he threatened to leave the whole city and dazai agreed to help sooo kouyou)

◇ atsushi and lucy take edibles

◇ atsushi and yosano both hate being called angel. If you do it it's the fastest way to lose an arm

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ive got nothing else to add to this atm so I might make second part one day. this was made before the recent chapters and wildly ignores canon and is built off of most of my headcanons. Bye 👋🏽 👋🏽

(Redrawn on the left. old on the right)

Another draw! This is one of my favorite old pieces of art hard to believe I did it back in 2020. But it’s one of the things that’s held up very well from that time. It just needed a little facelift.

But I was redoing the character and thought I’d redo the old art while I was at it. So this is coconut! He’s from an open species called ashigos!

Speedpaint below

Midnight Babysitting Part 2

Part 1

Summary: You drive over in the middle of the night to help Schlatt with his daughter, Lily, and things quickly turn....for the better?

Warnings: Cursing, Smut, implied divorce, my old ass talking about 90s cartoons, schlatt hating his ex wife (calls her a bitch), rough sex, Dom/sub dynamics, Shitty foreplay?, Pet names (Sir, Bunny)

You pulled in to the familiar driveway after what felt like barely a second, you must have zoned out. You sigh as you close the car door and walk up to his house. You rap quietly on the door, on the off chance that Lily had actually gone to sleep.

"Hey, thanks for coming so late. Uh, Lily's in the living room." He opened the door in just a pair of sweatpants, looking exhausted. You turned the corner into the living room and there she was, watching late night cartoons, happy as a clam. You strode over and her face immediately lit up.

"Y/N! Watch Rocko wi me!" She said, tugging on your arm gently. You sigh, she really wasn't going to be easy tonight.

"Lily, you've got to go to sleep. You have school in the morning." You felt your heart sink as she stuck out her bottom lip in the most adorable pout you've ever seen.

"But, I o wanna..." She sniffled, trying to guilt trip you. You smiled as you sat down next to her.

"How about this, if I spend the night and promise to be here and make you breakfast when you wake up, will you go to bed?" A sense of relief washed over you as she smiled and nodded happily.

"Read to me first! Pwease?" She wasn't the best with L's. You nod and flash a small smile at Schlatt as she tugs you upstairs and into her room. You grab an edition of Cinderella and she hopped in bed almost immediately.

Almost 25 minutes and three story books later, she was finally asleep. You closed the last book and put it back on the shelf, placing a small kiss on her forehead and brushing the blonde hair off her head before closing the door. You almost jumped out of your skin when you turned around to see Schlatt right behind you. He wrapped you into a warm hug, which you quickly reciprocated after you got over the initial shock.

"Thank you... You have no idea how long I've been trying to put her to sleep." He sighed happily into your ear, causing butterflies to make a home in your stomach. He smelled amazing, a mix of the fresh scent of rain and some expensive, intoxicating cologne.

"No uh... no problem. I knew what I was getting into when I signed up for this." You smiled warmly at him. He walked downstairs and towards his office, motioning for you to follow.

"I know, I just.... I wish I could show you how thankful I am." He spoke in an almost accidentally seductive way. You felt your breath hitch as his lips ghosted over your jugular.

"What- what about your wife?" You whimpered pathetically in an attempt to ground yourself.

"Please, Julie's been out of the picture since Lily was born. That bitch... It's just you and me~" His lips trailed gentle kisses down your jaw and up to yours.

"It's so cute how much Lily loves you..." His lips were barely inches from yours as he spoke. Fuck it. You slammed your lips against his and he grunted in surprise. You were quick to tangle your fingers into his hair, tugging and earning a moan into your mouth. You would have to use that later.

He pushed you on top of his desk and shoved his hard cock up against your groin. He groaned out and started grinding against you. The way his hips moved with precision, you wondered why his wife would leave in the first place.

"Please!"

"Please what, bunny?" He leaned down to your ear, "You're gonna have to speak up~" he whispered beautifully.

"Fuck me, please?" You glanced up at him with puppy dog eyes that you knew he just couldn't ignore. He groaned and nodded, pulling down his and your trousers and knickers with succession.

"You feel how hard I am? Hmm? Up against that pretty hole of yours..." He looked up at you as he slowly pushed in, stretching you deliciously. You both groaned in unison as he bottomed out, tip already brushing up against that spot.

"Fuck, Sir!" You yelled out before Schlatt could clap his hand over your mouth, but he quickly shushed you as he started thrusting.

"Lily's asleep upstairs, bunny. You've gotta be quiet for me." You whined against his hand in response, looking up at him, "I know it feels good, I know, but we can't wake her up." He continued his harsh pace, opening your top with his free hand and rubbing your nipples, earning a shuddering moan against his palm.

His brows furrowed and he groaned and grunted perfectly with each timed thrust. You pulled his hand off for a second to squeak out one word, not trusting your voice to speak normally.

"Close!" You moved his and your hand back over your mouth, quickly covering up the moan that slipped out as you clenched around him.

"Fuck yeah, I'm close too bunny, go ahead and cum on my cock." He kissed your swollen lips, covering up your shared moans. He groaned into your mouth as your walls fluttered around him once more, cumming with you. He pulled out once he was done and looked at you, smiling happily.

He placed a kiss on your forehead and held you tight, carrying you up to his room, letting you get some well deserved rest.

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