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I knew the song was coming but it still hit like a flash-bang when I heard Heat Waves start playing
Kids, come get your juice!
This is a first draft blurb of the story I’m writing based of my recent SMP post and it’s very late where I live so sorry if this is bad. Also this is the first time I’ll be posting my writing publicly anywhere so please don’t kill me.
Puffy quickly drew her sword and wiped around, as if second nature, she shifted into a defensive stance. Her eyes were locked onto the nearby underbrush.
“I know you’re there, come out!”
Slowly the forms of George, Sapnap, and Skeppy exited the dense brush. They were geared up, their armor and weapons clanking quietly, the enchantments making them shimmer. Puffy’s grip on her sword grew tighter, she wasn’t going to let anyone stop her from saving her son
“If you’re here to stop me, you’ve got another thing coming.”
SPOILERS FOR THE FUNDY AND DREAM WEDDING
What the FUCK
I was joking when I said there was gonna be a Dreamnotfound affair and objection-
George’s “I OBJECT!”
Sneegsnag’s “Love is DEAD!”
Sapnap’s “You will not ruin my baby’s wedding!”
Wilbur as the officiate and him crouched in the background observing the mess. And his “You’re making a mockery of my Minecraft church!”
The cobblestone crafting benches.
Dream’s thirst for destruction.
Tommy as the flower-girl.
WAIT
George objected after Dream and Fundy said “I do.”
Dream and Fundy are officially married.
But Dream hesitated for a while before saying “I do.” Either Dream was super nervous, something was going on on his end, OR he was waiting for George to object.
everyone shut up this is the cutest thing ive ever seen
DHMUUUUU LISTEN TO THEM!!!! George being absolutely tired of dream ... his little hiccupy laugh paired with dreams freakin guffaws....
And now your weekly compilation of weird ass dream smp quotes (7):
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Tommy: I love boobs
Wilbur: Fuck Tommy you said love!!!!
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Tommy: oh I was trying to avoid the 'E' in craft
Wilbur: There is no 'E' in craft!
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[As Tubbo, Tommy, Niki and Jack scream behind him]
George: ITS NOT LORE!
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[Ranboo joined the game]
Ghostbur: fuck off
Ranboo: K
[Ranboo left the game]
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Tommy: what is a violent salamander?
Tommy: its got a gamer tag
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Bonus:
Tommy on camera: DRUGS, SEX, WOMANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Tommy off camera: Why hello sir, it is nice to meet you. I'll have your daughter home by 8 :)
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DSMP Characters as cc!Ranboo quotes
Sam: “no juice for those who live in solitude”
Tommy: “so like… when is it my turn to be happy?”
Badboyhalo: “if you’re listening to an inspirational speaker your life is probably not good”
Technoblade: “actually i haven’t done anything wrong ever and you can ask my apologists about that” (bonus: “pickaxe power”)
Quackity: “don’t quote me on that because i am right” (bonus: “dont run with scissors except for when you do”)
Dream: “this ones double sided!” (bonus: “all the nuts and the wrenches are just loose in the box”)
George: *spins in a chair doing absolutely nothing for five minutes*
Sapnap: “i feel the overwhelming urge to scream at every single moment”
Tubbo: “is this a detonator? this looks like i could just press the button and– *presses button*”
Fundy: “avoid daddys love!”
Punz: “what i want you to do if you sponsor me is give me free stuff and then require me to never talk about your product again”
Wilbur: “yeah- more more more power poWER POWER”
Philza: “i am going to KILL my own child.” (bonus: “do not pay to adopt me”)
Puffy: “im pretty sure i can just do this. *fails* nope never mind i cannot do that.”
Foolish: “as long as they help us make tastier cakes i really do not mind having my soul taken. [pause] i do mind having my soul taken actually.” (bonus: “how did you die so quickly?”)
Jack: “woah there i bet you didn’t expect me to come from the floor”
Ranboo: “take deep breaths? i am… dying already”
Bonus Alyssa bc idk who she is but she used to be on the server: “i need to stop playing minecraft”
MY BEST FRIEND JUST CALLED OIKAWA TOORU GEORGENOTFOUND IM DYING
dnf??? uhm uhhh ummmmm more like y-your um m-mm-moom?