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Gerard: Hey guys, may I introduce you to my girlfriend?
Y/N: Hey, it’s a pleasure to finally meet you.
Frank: You couldn’t find anything better?
Gerard: Don’t you dare insult my girlfriend!
Frank: Shut up, I wasn’t talking to you, I was talking to her
Mikey, to Ray: *whispering* I thought he was dating Frank
Gerard: Don’t tell Frank, but I’d fuck him if he asked.
Frank, across the room: What.
Gerard: What.
Mikey, from the couch: He said he’d fuck you if you asked.
Ray: Whats up Mikey?
Mikey, after having to deal with Gerard and Frank all day: My blood pressure
*Mikey, Ray, and Frank in a hotel room waiting for Gee to come back from the store*
Gee, busting through the door: GUESS WHO JUST GOT APPLE FLAVORED SHAMPOO!
Frank: *grabs it and runs into the bathroom*
*shower turns on*
Gee: WAIT NO I MENT SCENTED
Frank: HOLY SHIT IT TASTE LIKE APPLES TOO
~TWO MINUTES LATER~
Frank: I JUST THREW UP
Frank: did you know that atoms never touch each other? And since we’re made of atoms, we’ve never touched anything in our entire lives
Mikey:
Frank: so to answer your question no I did not kick Gee in the-
Gerard: *looking at Frank*
Frank:
Gerard: Stop being so cute or I'll punch you in the lips
Gerard: Very softly
Gerard: With my own lips
Frank: Did it hurt
Gerard: *sigh* when I fell from heaven
Frank: No from the vending machine
Gerard:
Frank: Cause you a snacc
sometimes shipping real people isnt even RPF. sometimes its just having eyes