Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
original idea: @fuckprophecys :))
Percy: TOUGH TALK FOR A FELLOW WITH A SMALL COCK
Annabeth: sometimes I watch myself blank on how to spell nessaccery and I marvel and how the hell I've gotten this far in life
Jason: It’s all about being HomieSexual
Piper: what the duckity fuck
Frank: my mom says ramen gives you cancer
Hazel: [Nico] if u dont sleep i’ll beat u with a 2L Electric Rice Cooker, WHITE TIGER Portable Mini Rice Cooker with Digital Display, Intelligent timing, 15 Minutes Fast Cooking, Re-heating, Keep Warm, For 2-4 People
Leo: WONKY MICHAEL JACKSON IS THE MEAT
Nico: “Roses are red, silent as a mouse. Your backdoor is unlocked, I’m inside your house.” - [Nico Di Angelo, 2k20″
Will: don’t talk to me ever again i hate everyone i just wanted to be gay with my boyfriend until i realized it’s 4 in the morning >:(
Reyna: maybe i’m gay maybe i’m straight maybe i’m a fucking frog idk
BONUS:
(Looking at auguries) Octavian: It says I’m sexy and muscular
Reyna: You are literally a pale noodle
Alternate Piper???: yams: i feel like it needs to be said yams are my fucking lord and savior i don’t believe in god but i believe in yams i could probably kill someone, there are many ways to kill someone with yams you could choke someone bye shoving them down their throat or you could stuff the entire body with yams you could put poison in the yams or you could beat someone to death with the yams, you could also smash someone’s peepee with the yams like a rock until it’s flat as paper. in conclusion you could definitely kill someone with a yam and smash their peepees
If Percy can control liquids, I wonder what happened when he was in the amniotic fluid in Sally’s belly when she was pregnant
can you imagine
I have started to create a story in my head where the seven (minus Frank, Jason, and Leo) plus Nico and Will have gone on a villain arch And mid way through hazel becomes a double agent for camp Jupiter And Nico kills Percy And when will and Nico go to Tartarus Nico somehow gets killed Then because of trauma will is basically adopted by nyx And never leaves And Frank is trying to stop a war from happening between camp J and the Argo And piper is getting info from camp half blood by flirting with campers and using charm speak And in this story line Jason is Spider-Man and Leo is helping him with that but Leo (for reasons i still need to plan) kills Jason. Jason doesn’t actually die tho. But Leo doesn’t know that. And sometime along the line jason and Leo are reunited and While this is all happening Annabeth is simultaneously making plans and going through lots of self doubt and self esteem issues. But Piper is her bestie and is trying to help her. And also Jason and Leo end up getting together because they deserve to be happy. But there will be lots of slow burn and arguments along the way so it will be a long time till that happens.
this idea has been in the works for a few years now all i need to do is actually get around to write it.