Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
I will never let the fact that Mr. Tam Song is a hard-core Sokeefe shipper die down.
Fitz: I'm playing a new drinking game
Fitz: it's called everytime I'm depressed, I take a drink
Dex: that game exists, It's called alcoholism.
Glimmer: what kind of a woman doesn't have an axe?
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Keefe: there is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.
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Sophie: I'm wired to thrive on dysfunction
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Fitz: I want someone to take me out
Tam: like on a date or with a sniper?
Fitz: surprise me
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Mr. Forkle to iggy in neverseen: do not blow this for us
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Biana: I think I just got stabbed by that guy
Fitz: oh yeah you did. You definitely did.
Dex: what's up? I got your text- oh my god biana there is a knife in you!!
Dex: Fitz did you stab biana?
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Linh: life is a party and I'm the piñata
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Fintan (in his ice prison): I'm not totally useless
Fintan: I can be used as a bad example
Marella: I can see that
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Maruca: how was i supposed to know there'd be consequences to my actions?
Wylie: *sighs*
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Sophie whenever something goes wrong: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
No, but keefe was the only one holding sophitz together in legacy ?????????
He wasn't even in the relationship
As someone cleverly surmised, I did make the poll’s because I was writing this fic and needed some help with who should be who.
so here’s a link to it on ao3
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63113431/chapters/161626207
Right now I'm in the Fitz neutral
i love watching instagram immigrants going though the active fitz hater -> fitz disliker -> fitz neutral -> fitz enjoyer -> active fitz defender pipeline i find it so funny
spoilers for Legacy and stuff, about keefe, so yeah sophie and keefe, polyglots that they are, talk in other languages like your average gen z human (idk how else to describe it), much to the (intentional) distress of fitz and the others exhibit A: sophie: baguette keefe, nodding: oui, oui sophie, stroking her chin: croissant flambé keefe, shocked: oui?!??!? fitz, sobbing: please what is happening exhibit B: sophie: itz-fay inks-stay keefe: es-yay fitz: w h y a r e y o u d o i n g t h i s t o m e
hadn’t thought about this till now, you’re so right i loved stellarlune, personally, and i loved the sokeefe content (i am basic, but i swear they’re the gayest straight ship ever i just haven’t figured out how to explain it yet-) but i wasn’t particularly fond of how stuff was kinda brushed off- to be fair, though, it was nice to have sophie and keefe hold semi-peaceful and mostly calm lives for once. i mean, this is the first book sophie hasn’t almost died in, as i’ve noticed a lot of people saying (i didn’t realize till i saw the posts and then it just hit me like a train) but like as nice as that was fitzy boi is in emotional a g o n y i wouldn’t have wanted him to yell at people (except maybe alden, for reasons) but shannon could’ve at least given him something to let his anger out??? he keeps having to bottle it up, no wonder he lashes out- in short: give fitz a therapist that lets him yell
never gonna stop being angry about fitz’s dropped characterization