Digger Harkness - Blog Posts

OKay but what if Owen was born first? What if when Digger got sent through time, he didn't go so far and he met Meloni BEFORE she and Don fell in love? What if Owen was raised by Meloni? And Don was his step dad? And when Bart was born, and Don was killed, the same lab that had Bart in the VR simulation kept Owen captive. And when Iris broke Bart out, she got both of them? And while she told Bart about his Thawne/Allen lineage, and about his Grandpa Barry, she also told Owen about his father, his real father? What if they were sent back in time together, and Owen protected his little brother? He tells Bart stories about the father he never got the chance to meet, and things about their mother Bart didn't get the chance to know. That when Max took Bart in, he went to find Digger? What if They already knew each other, and Bart was Impulse and Owen was Captain Boomerang Jr? That Bart never fought the Rogues and refused to bring any of them in because of it, and Owen may help rob banks and pull heists, but he wouldn't lay a hand on them Flashers. Those are Family. That every time he and Bart see each other, it's just a nice brother reunion and catching up.

And then Thad comes along and Owen being a big dumb himbo boy, goes ":0 Bart NEW BROTHER :D" and adopts the kid on the spot. Thad, never having a place ever or any kind of positive connection in his thousand years of life just accepting defeat, cause “maybe this orangutang wasn't so bad, unlike my counterpart”. And Owen was like their glue that kept them from killing each other until they established an unbreakable bond. Digger adopted all of them with Max as the co-parent and now they're just a happy family.

Rant ahead: Bart and the Rogues Gallery.

Why is it that every speedster has some sort of relationship with the rogues except for the one that it actually would make sense if he had one. Are you seriously telling me Bart Henry Allen-Thawne II has NO correlation to them at ALL, but Wally and Barry do???

I get Barry ‘believes’ in them or whatever, but that doesn’t mean they’re automatic buddies. He has major trust issues and doesn’t even like turning his back around them!

And Wally? Wally has this weird thing against villains, no matter how small the crime. I mean, he broke up a friendship that he had for YEARS with Hartley Rathaway because Pied Piper went off book for a mission that was for A GOOD CAUSE.

Bart Allen’s half brother Owen is in the rogues. His twin clone is in the rogues. Digger knew his mother, and I’m sure he’d want to know more about her. He’s an outcasted flashfam member that needs a home because every family he’s been put into disappeared or died. First Max and then Jay, then the Titans disbanded. He doesn’t belong to any timeline, never met his father, abandoned by his mother so he wouldn’t be kidnapped by science cops, sent by his own evil Grandpa! That sounds like just about any other rogue sob story. And yet he has no connection to them. AT ALL. Which is just… Mind boggling!

And the one issue he gets with them, the rogues KILL him?? Which is totally out of character for them because one of their main rules is NO KILLING FLASHES. With time and character development, I’m sure Thad will come around and Bart will give him a chance, no matter how skeptical he is, because it’s what Max wanted for them and that was Bart’s goddamn dad, so help me! And Bart really doesn’t mind the whole villain thing either; he’s held casual conversation with the JOKER. Are you kidding me??

Do y’all understand how upsetting this is, or am I the only one???

Old comics have the best phrases in them cause there so out of context in the modern day

I think I need to be locked away somewhere

I fear I love him too much, my beautiful princess

YALL HOLY SHIT ITS PONY BOOMER

Made him in pony town😈🙏

He’s a clumsy fella!🪃

you should draw riddler and boomerang smooching, and or watching a horror movie and one of them is terrified and clinging to the other one, idk who would be who so I’m letting you decide:33

Oh Eddie spends too much time criticizing the impossible traps and stupid actions of the characters to get scared, but Boomer...

And some smooches :))

Hear me out....

Redraw of this panel from Robin (1993) #64

(I'm sorry if this sounds too demanding, it's only supposed to be a suggestion)

I HAD NO IDEA THERE WAS A CROSSOVER COMIC WITH THEM??? HELLO?? THEY'RE SO SILLY??? 😭😭

i love these stinky rat bastards

Hello Captain Boomerang community, I wanted to ask you something. How tall is Captain Boomerang in the game? I saw on the wiki that he is 1.80m tall, but to me it seems that he is taller; I actually think he's taller than deathshot. 🤔🤔💕

Well that's what I think because he's always hunched over or crouching down as if to not look tall; or maybe he's insecure hehe, but what do you think? :😺💕

Friends, I have an existential doubt that doesn't let me sleep every night and it is...

How big is Captain Boomerang's Tula?...

I mean, how is it, how does it have it, if it is this one, well... I don't know if it is big or wide or narrow, I don't know, or if they just played with our feelings.

I don't know or maybe I should leave the mental jackets

🤨🧐🤔😭😭😭🥵🥵🥵🥵

I have seen some comments that say that Boomerang's new design looks like a common US dealer and I think so XD.

I still also think that it would be those traffickers who consume the product and perhaps steal a little of the money from the sales, but it also gives me vibes of a cholo from my neighborhood. 🙃

But that doesn't stop me from wanting to love him 😭😭😭🥵🥵🥵🥵

I will release more similar texts xd

Será mí imaginación o el rostro del capitán Boomerang me da vibras, bueno no vibras más bien se me hace un poco parecido a Hunter Schafer

(es solo una idea loca no me hagan tanto caso)

Entonces me están diciendo que Harley y Boomerang hicieron el frutifantastico o como está eso...? 🧐

la mujer dueña de mis chaquetas mentales 🥵🥵 y una tal Harley Quinn 😒

Digger me da vibras de que estás son sus ponys favs de la serie My little pony 💖💖✨

Mí Capi parece que activó el modo sexo don Ramón supremo dios ultra k 🥵🥵🥵😈

Lo amooooo 😭😭😭🥵🥵🥵💖💖💖