Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Derek: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Emily: I’m a knife
JJ, from across the room: She’s a little spoon
Unsub: [on phone] I can see you.
Emily:
Unsub:
Emily: Do I look good?
Derek: Spencer, open up!
Spencer: Well, I live in constant state of pain and I haven’t slept in days-
Derek *holding a football*: No I meant open up so I can throw you the ball.
Spencer: Oh-
Spencer: *gets tackled by Prentiss*
Emily: [comes home and JJ is waiting for her in the living room]
Emily: Am I in trouble?
JJ: Have a guess
Emily: No?
JJ: Have another guess
JJ: The food is too hot, I can’t eat it.
Emily: You’re too hot and I still eat you.
JJ: *blushes*
Emily: *winks at her*
Rossi: One dinner. I just want ONE GODDAM DINNER.
Emily watching JJ give birth: I didn’t know it came with a leash.
Doctor: Ma’am, that is the umbilical cord.
Guys the criminal minds episode “reckoner” (season 5 episode 3), the one with mafia guys Rossi grew up with and the judge Schuer whose late wife Rossi dated:
Is it based on/a reference to And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie??
I don’t know how I didn’t think of that before?
Unpopular opinion possibly, but I honestly route for some of the unsubs in the Criminal Minds Episodes. Like Season 8, where those two women get revenge on the people that killed their kids, like I was glad Rossi only caught one of them.
I just wanna know how the BAU team decides who says what when they deliver the profile each case.
Do they stand around in the conference rooms and assign certain parts of the profile like in group projects? Or do they have a specific order they follow each time with like the specific parts? I just wanna know.
Like imagine them telling the PD they were ready but take another 5 minutes arguing about who says what. I really wish we got to see this at some point.
And imagine when new agents like Alex and Cate come in, and they’re just watching this whole ordeal unfold during the case.
(yes i know it’s a TV show but for a second let’s pretend it’s real)