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Coca-Cola used Ai for one of its Christmas commercials this year. Treat them with this response.
Human Cas trying different drinks for the first time (Victorian child inspired):
Water
*frowns* "It tastes like time..."
Dean: So you don't like it? Cause you kinda need that to-
Cas: No. It's great. (and he means it)
Milk
Cas: "You know, adult humans really shouldn't be drinking this. This would have been unheard of in the 18th century, and I really don't understand the appeal of cow secretions-"
Dean: *plugs his ears* Ahhh... enough. I do not consent to hearing those words.
Sam: You know, he's not wrong! Get this-
Dean: Kindly, shut! up!
[Dean slides the glass forward]
Try the milk. : )
Cas: *sighs and tales a sip* I am not a calf. This is weird. I feel gross, Dean.
Dean: Stop being so dramatic! This is why you're trying everything now, so you don't embarrass us in public. Come on, it ain't that bad.
[Cas then spends half an hour on the toilet. He is apparently lactose intolerant.]
Diet Coke
Cas: [Wearily] Is this dairy free?
Dean: It's diet-friggen-coke, Cas. It's dairy free. It's also sugar free! Because someone [he glares at Sam] has a bad taste in pop. Real honest sugar is probably better for you than this junk.
Cas: Agreed. The fact that it's sugar free does by no means make cocaine good for you. It's actually quite concerning that you boys drink this. I think we should do an "intervention."
Dean:
Sam:
Cas: Does 6pm tomorrow work for you two? I'll find some folding chairs and arrange them in a circle.
[They never could get Cas to drink diet Coke, because why is it still called Coke, if there's not cocaine in it? and that's false advertising, which I also do not condone.]
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If people enjoy this one, I'll take suggestions for other foods for Cas to try
Time to go grab me some coca-cola tmrw to celebrate!
If ykyk.
Summary: David putting mentos on his Girlfriend’s coca cola inside the car (based on David’s recent vlogs)
Y/n and David has been in a relationhip for 6 months, they met while Y/n was an intern director at Nickelodeon. Y/n was helping David adjust on set and their relationship develop further, which gave David the courage to finally asked her out.
Now 6 months in their relationship and they are both happy and in love, the vlog squad has been very welcoming and Y/n and Natalie, has become good friends.
David was supposed to pick her up, as he asked if she can help him film something for the vlog.
While waiting on her apartment, David Messaged her, that he’s outside.
‘Hey babe, I’m here with the squad come down now’ the message read.
You then hurriedly grabbed your jacket, phone, purse and keys and quickly locking the door to meet the squad and David.
‘Coming’ you replied while waiting for the elevator.
When you get down, you spotted David’s Tesla with Zane, Jason, Carly and Natalie with the front seat empty, you open the door while saying hello to everyone and putting your seatbelt on.
‘What about me?’ David said pouting.
‘Hi!’ You answered kissing his pouting lips.
‘So, what’s the plan for the vlog? Any explotions, flame throwers, or drunk videos?’ You asked familiar with the vlogs of David.
‘Not yet, but we should go to the grocery and some coca cola babe. As they offered me a brand deal, that fine with you?. David asked while holding your hand and driving.
‘You got a Brand deal for coke?! Omg! Thats huge!’ You said excitedly while stroking his face.
‘Well Y/n, you know your boyfriend, he just show a video of him eating or drinking something, and the brand deal comes knocking’. Jason said, which earn a laugh from Zane and Carly, while Natalie is on her phone.
‘Let’s go?’ David said when you reach the supermarket, grabbing his camera and your hand.
On the supermarket, everyone grab some snacks while your boyfriend grab some 2L coke.
On the car, David set up his camera as usual and hand you one, 2L coke, thinking nothing of it, you grab it while he drive.
‘Hey babe, can you open the coke, I wanna drink’. You thinking he really just want to drink for the brand deal open the coke without thinking of anything.
While you hold, the opened coke on your left hand, the other hand and your eyes are focused on the cookie, that you bought on the supermarket.
Without noticing that David has opened a mentos and put one inside the coke, making the coke explode, and startled you with the coke fizz.
‘What the fuck!!! David! Omg!’ You exlaimed trying to close the coke and open the window, but your boyfriend being David Dobrik, locked the door and laugh.
You thinking fast, pissed and wet from the coke explosion, grab another mentos put one in the coke and face it on David while he drive, now you’re the one laughing.
‘WTF, babe, come on! Im driving!’ He exclaimed with a smile.
‘Well you started it!’ You argued back trying to finish the coke on david while laughing, making Zane, Jason and even Natalie Laugh.
‘Well how’s that for a coke ad!’ Zane said while getting out of the car as you reach David’s house.
‘Now I’m all sticky’ you said to David while pouting and trying to clean yourself.
‘Me too babe! So lets go shower and change’ he said while kissing your pouting lips.
‘So how’s that for your vlog?’ You asked while walking inside with David.
‘Good, but I have to do that, to the others first.’ He said while pulling you to his room.
‘But for now, I wanna shower with my sticky girlfriend’. He added while kissing you and dragging you on the shower.
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🥤Cherry Vanilla Coke Cupcakes 🧁
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r u capable of wondering about death without living it?
just live yourself to death
(damn, i may sell it to Coca Cola 10 years from now)
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– SHR [Eid mubarak]
Ell and I have HUGE cola addiction help
Ell is so pretty 💕
Tried to talk about this with my mom but she just does not understand 😪😪😪 it's so frustrating
It’s almost like the producers are the problem and the consumers don’t have much control over what they’re given 🧐