Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Denki: So, you and Bakugo..?
Kirishima: He laughed at the joke I made that one time, so yeah, we're pretty much dating.
Kirishima: The other day, I was arguing with Bakugo and in the middle of it, he turned off his in-ear hearing aids and said "I don't want to hear you right now "
(in the training area)
Sero: Okay, okay, look at the biggest important and focus. You can do it, bro
Kirishima: Okay.
Sero:
Sero: Why are you looking at Bakugo's butt?
Kirishima: You have plenty of great qualities Blasty.
Kirishima: For example, [points to his chest]
Bakugo: ah? my heart?
Kirishima: No, I meant your tits. But your heart is also a good quality.
Kirishima: [being Kirishima]
Bakugo: You better shut the fuck up before I look at you one day, feel warm and realize I've fallen in love with you.
Kirishima: [continues being Kirishima]
Bakugou: I'm serious, quit it! Fuck!
[kiribaku in bed]
Kirishima: I have never met anyone like Bakugou, I love him more than anything in the wo-
Bakugou: [snores and growls slightly]
Kirishima: I can't live like this.
[kiribaku as parents, texting]
Bakugou: When you get home and get the baby settled, call me.
Kirishima: I thought you had the baby?
Bakugou: Ei wtf??? where is my fucking baby???
Kirishima: things have actually been going really well with bakugou. our friendship is in a really good place.
kirishima: last week i said "did you know a wiener dog is neither a wiener nor a dog?" and instead of saying "shut up." he said "okay."
Bakugo: i'm very upset right now and nothing can make me feel better.
mina: ...
Bakugo: no.
mina: ... [looking at denki]
Bakugo: stop it.
Denki : [brings kirishima into the room]
Bakugou, trying to hold back a smile: damn it.
Bakugou: I just fell down an entire flight of stairs and Kirishima, standing at the bottom goes, "Oh shit, be careful," as if I didn't already fall all the way down. Fucking idiot
Kirishima: *babbling cutely in his sleep*
Bakugou: *rolls over and cuddles up to Kiri so he can wrap his hand over his mouth*
Bakugou: *whispering into his ear* Shut the fuck up.
Kirishima: *gets down on one knee*
Bakugou: it's finally happening.
Kirishima: *ties his shoelaces*
Bakugou: He finally stopped wearing crocs.
Kirishima: *singing* All I want for Christmas is youuuu. [points at Bakugo ]
Kirishima: *stopping the singing* Actually I want you all year.
Bakugou: [blushes] idiot
Kirishima: here is my wall of inspirational people
Denki: isn't that just a picture of Bakugou?
Kirishima: he inspires me
Kirishima: would you mind asking Bakugou if he still likes me?
mina: he literally would kill everyone in this city for you
Kirishima: yeah but still
Bakugou: my cold, dark heart has no affection for anyone
Kirishima: *sneezes*
Bakugou: what's wrong? are you sick? where's your jacket? it's because you went jogging in the cold again didn't you? here, i'll make you some soup.
Bakugou: i don't know what to say
Kirishima: just be yourself! say something nice :)
Bakugou: which one? i can't do both