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Armie Hammer - Blog Posts
Brooo I'm watching the fucking Armie Hammer docuseries and this shit is WILD!
Old money is in fact terrifying and no one should be born into wealth for it breeds douchebaggery
Ohh yeah!!! There is another one. Be sure to check it out and tell me what you think.
Fix me. Make me whole.
WOUNDS 2019 | dir. Babak Anvari
“Well…. I didn’t know I had that to look forward to!” Wounds (2019), dir. Babak Anvari
Armie Hammer as Will Wounds (2019) Dir. Babak Anvari
WOUNDS (2019) dir. Babak Anvari - Go home, take a shower, get your head straight. - What about my shift? - Don’t worry about it, I’ll cover you for the night. - I don’t want you to. - I don’t want you to.
Dakota Johnson and Armie Hammer in WOUNDS (2019) dir. Babak Anvari.
The Gentlemen (2020) || The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
anyways stan them because they had the stars and happy pride month ✨
this is it cheif...
Elio and Oliver + dancing
Call Me By Your Name (2017) dir. Luca Guadagnino
#the real scene
You haters wait and see. Armie will bounce back and claim Timmy for his own. Then Tim won't need to fake it anymore. No more hotel room hookups on the down low. No more pap walks with ugly ass bitches. No more of Armie keeping things quiet because of custody battles. Most of all, no more of you fools cause you'll unstan Timmy once he's with his soul mate. We can bide our time forever. You'll burn out before us!
This has to be irony, right? Please, no one really believes this, do they??? 🤡🤡🤡
NPCs out here getting buck wild. they're perpetually braindead for one, and also super salty about their favorite predator getting more negative press than usual the past few days. just taking their impotent anger out on people who have nothing to do with their weird obsession.
i'm sorry this is happening to you; you are legit one of my favorite blogs on here and always bring a smile to my face.
You praise Lily but deny Armie and Tim, Pathetic. Lily and him were only together for PR
BRO, PATHETIC?!? it’s literally called having a personal opinion/preference LOL
sometimes i do question myself on why i started this blog, i really could’ve kept the pics on my phone and the thoughts to myself😵💫
yes 😌💖
i get that you're angry, but no one forced you to sit around on tumblr all day caping for a washed-up sex pest who wouldn't glance at you twice walking down the street
seek therapy, beloved 🙏
no accidents no coincidences 🙏💙💚
So Bones & All will premiere in Venice the same day the Hammer documentary drops, it's wild!
Is B&A premiering on the 2nd? Lol, gotta love how the universe works.
Armie Hammer trending on Twitter had me going. “Please, tell me he’s in jail this time,” before I clicked. Nope. It’s just a weird NYT article about cannibalism being relevant in modern society, and so many people asked if Hammer was making his “comeback as a journalist” that it’s trending.
LOL You sound old and bitter. We can all tell you're mad that Timmy is in love with Armie and not some ancient bitch like you. Get well soon, sweetie!
i don't remember who exactly said this, but someone on tumblr once wrote something along the lines of a lot of charmies don't actually like timothée, they just tolerate him because he's an avatar through which they can experience and be close to armie and it kinda blew my mind.
idrc if anyone likes a particular person or not, but it's very interesting how tim gets criticised for the most random, inconsequential shit (he flew on a plane! he had sex with a woman!) and armie can do something as small as show up wandering the streets of LA looking like a confused leather handbag with hedgehog hair and they're like ... shitting screaming crying cumming and writing elaborate headcanons on the nature of love and sexual orientation and perseverance in the face of hardship
it is genuinely fascinating to watch. why armie hammer? i get that taste is subjective, but why would someone's taste run so strongly to a shitty, predatory medium talent like him?
there are also strong elements of misogyny and homophobia in that sector of the fandom but i don't have the brainspace to get into that just yet
\\\imagine believing tim has done anthing compared to armie\\\
That's because at this point Charmies = Armie stans. Look at their posts, they regularly bring up Cabo to drag Timmy, they bash him for pap walks etc while they shield Armie from the smallest criticism and blame absolutely everything Armie does on everyone around him but himself. The Timmy fans who shipped Charmie at some point all left the ship because no one in their right mind would want someone they like with a pathetic loser like Armie.
I mean they think Timmy is the lucky one because he gets to be with Armie lmao. They're just Armie fangirls that begrudge Timmy's successful life lbr, why do you think they never like him to be out and about with his friends, colleagues or anyone that isn't their cannibal king. They treat him like Armie's bitch, when if anyone is the bitch in that equation it's broke pariah Armie.
