Answering Asks - Blog Posts

if ally sent u a screenshot of me saying something awful and horrendous jms oooo sorry DONT BELIEVE JT ITS NIT ME I SWSAE I SWEAR

this is all i got sent bro. What are you hiding

Would you still love me if I was an eldritch horror?

always.

I thought for sure you were 17-18😭

hey well I’m sixteen (happy birthday to me… 4/24..😁) now if that makes you feel any better

how in the world did you think I was 17 I WAS 15 WENT YOU SENT THAT ASK 💔💔 ANON I HAVE THE PERSONALITY OF A TWELVE YEAR OPD!!!!!!

If you don’t mind me asking (I hope this doesn’t cause any discomfort), what grade are you in high school?

as of today i am 15 y/o and in sophomore year of high school😁

also I’m not uncomfortable w questions at all! (if I don’t want to answer them, I just won’t. No judgement:D ) please ask me questions about myself I’m like my favorite subject to talk about

responding to gimmicks 😁😁

THANK YEWWWW ALSO SURE HAVE SOME DOODLES

merridew, girl simon, and personal art:)

THESE NEXT TWO R GONNA BE A COMBO RESPONSE

HIII THANKS GUYS hearing this kinda stuff makes me so happy you have no idea

i love the thought that i might inspire people how others have inspired me ahhhhhhhhhh gives me a reason to keep posting when things get hard

i wish i could see the “bad piggy doodle” but strawpage isn’t working so I can’t see any of the drawings ☹️☹️ feel free to dm screenshots of them to me though!!

IF YOU WANT TO SEND ME SOMETHING CLICK THIS LINK OK BYE NOW

ill hit YOU juney

from my strawpage (it’s kinda ugly sorry I just made it)

hi mikeru!! i saw your reblog of my everette post, i tend to not reblog reblogs as they clutter my account but i wanted to give a response because i am so incredibly thankful for your kind words!

reading the tags made me so happy that you like everette and the content i make for him. and seeing that you followed me, it also made me so happy! i’ve seen your art and your own stuff before and i wanted to say i love it so much!!

your artstyle is the absolute cutest and expressive, dynamic and cartoony! it’s so satisfying to look at, and generally you’re such a nice person! ^_^ so i’m super flattered to be mutuals with you now, as i was too shy to interact before!

hope you have a good day mikeru! — KUNI !!

AWWWWDGHGGH THANK YOU YOURE SO SWEET WTF😭😭😭

I didn’t expect you to even see my reblog tbh but I’m glad it made you happy!! PROUD TO BE YOUR MUTUAL NOW💪💪💪 (was I your mutual before?? I feel like I remember your old account)

also omg im so giddy you like my art because your art style is so unique and inspirational to me. especially the way you draw bodies, they’re v stylized and i admire that,, OR THE BRUSHES YOU USE ahhh i love the texture (and don’t even get me started on the way you write Everette)

OH AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY TOO KUNI‼️‼️

Any tips for someone learning art? I really like your lotf art and art in general!!

AWWWW THANK YOU

my only tips for style are just to study how your favorite artists draw stuff and emulate it. I liked how my favorite artists made hands look blocky, so I took that and put my own spin on it

for learning stuff like the basics of anatomy, framing, color theory etc, there are a ton of good YouTube tutorials on it! Make sure to learn the rules before you break them (example: know basic human anatomy before attempting more cartoonish poses)

that’s all i got, i kinda rawdog my art tbh

good luck!!

THIS BUT SCHLATT

🫠🥵🥹☠️😈

omg this has been sitting in my inbox for so fucking long i’m so sorry i don’t deserve yall! but anywho

i feel like this would have to be him after getting home from like recording a chuckle sandwich episode at ted’s or something. like he’s been gone for more than an hour so OF COURSE he misses you so much and being in you.

and as soon as he gets home he runs to the bedroom and like swan dives into the bed- and you end up sitting there like that for an hour silently enjoying each other company while you scroll on your phone <3

until he inevitably gets too horny and bored and rails the shit out of you

AFEISGSJ I SAW YOU IN MY IN OX TODAY ADN I FREAKED OUT OMG I’VE MISSED YOIUUUU

IVE MISSED YOU TOO KAIIII <3

🎄 Send these trees to ten people you wish to have a good holiday and a happy new years!🎄

You too sweetheart!

🎄 Send these trees to ten people you wish to have a good holiday and a happy new years!🎄

ARTIEEEE you’re literally the best <3

thinking about working on asks cuz i have like 15 too many in my inbox-

OMG IF TUMBLR DOESN’T STOP LOSING MY DRAFTS IM THROWING HANDS! An anon asked something along the lines of “what if reader and charlie come home from stab-a-thon and a drunk tall, reader starts crying that she’s not feminine enought and charlie gets really turned on by it and eats out reader?”

Too Tall

Charlie Walker x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Smut, Pussy eating, Mention of my favorite song, angst if you squint, self deprecating talk, praise, more talk of his stunning blue eyes (and the fact that he’s a short king 👑), crying, maybe slight dacryphilia, no use of y/n, taking pictures, not proofread

You stumbled over to the car and Charlie was right beside you. You looked over at your boyfriend and smiled sleepily.

“Thank you, Char.” You slurred as he opened the passenger door for you. He smiled and ran around to the other side as you got in. He started the car and you began the short drive to your house. You turned on the radio at some point in your drunken rambling and House of 1000 Corpses by Rob Zombie came on.

“Your favorite song, right?” Charlie asked you, turning away from the road for a second. You nod happily and quietly sing along as you pull into your driveway. He pulls the key out of the ignition just before the chorus and you look up at him sadly.

“But….” You whine unhappily and slump as Charlie pulls you out of the car and towards your house.

“Do you have the key?” You search your pockets for a second, before getting distracted and rambling about how weird the word key is. He sighs with a smile and searches your pockets himself, finding it immediately.

He unlocks the door and you almost trip on the step inside. You look around as if you’ve never been here before.

“Whose house is this? ‘S nice…” He face palms and smiles endearingly at you.

“It’s your house…” Charlie brings you a cup of water from the kitchen and watches as you sit on the counter and gulp it down gratefully.

You laugh a little as you look at him. He gives you a confused stare as you laugh.

“You’re so pretty, Charlie. Your eyes are fffucking gorgeous. And you're so short, it’s so cute.” Your smile slowly drops as tears fill your eyes.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, why are we crying? What’s wrong?” Charlie immediately gets concerned and has to stand on his tippy toes to wipe the tears that start to fall, and this just makes you cry even more.

Through your sobs you manage to speak. “You’re- you’re just so perfect and I’m just some kinda tall, masculine freak. I wish i was as feminine as Jill…” You look down at the ground as Charlie shakes his head repeatedly.

“No! nonononono, baby, you aren’t a freak. You’re amazing. You have the best smile, and you make me happy every time I’m near you.” He reaches up and strokes your cheek

“You make my life so much better.” He smiles before it turns into a smirk. “Can I show you how much I love you?”

You nod, confused as to what his plans are. You immediately realize as he lifts your hips to pull off your pants and underwear. You gasp as your bare butt touches the cold counter. He sinks down onto his knees and kisses your inner thigh.

“You are amazing, and beautiful, and perfect, and kind.” He punctuates each word with a kiss further up your thigh.

“And I love you.” He kisses your bare core, making you shudder.

He smiled up at you as he kitten-licked your clit and you whined, rolling your hips into his face. He kissed your opening, licking your arousal off and sticking his tongue in.

You let out a shaky gasp and threw your head back, one hand threading into Charlie’s hair. He went up to your clit and sucked softly, making you tug on his hair. He let out a moan that vibrated against you. You moaned and looked down at him.

He winked at you from between your thighs, and you grabbed your phone and snapped a picture of the perfect sight. He slid his middle finger into your opening and you buck your hips into his hand, wanting more.

He slips in his ring finger and starts to finger you while licking and sucking sloppily at your clit. You let out moans and he does too as he thrusts his hips into his free hand.

“Ahh~ I’m gonna- oh shit… I’m gonna cum, Char!” You throw your head back and moan. He pulls away and you whine unhappily. “Why? Why did you stop?”

“I want you to tell me that you love yourself. I want you to tell me that you’re beautiful and not a freak.” He smiled up at you and kissed your thigh.

You took in a deep breath and spoke. “I am beautiful and I love myself.”

He started moving again really fast and you let out a high pitched moan and you gushed all over his fingers and his face. You relaxed in his hold as the shocks of your orgasm washed over you. He groaned into you as he came in his pants.

He stood up and kissed your forehead, bringing you to the bathroom to get cleaned up and go to bed.

Hi, could you please do a masterlist but with the nsfw audios? thank you for your service

Of course, bruv! didn’t even think of it till now…

AUDIO MASTERLIST!

All audios under this are NSFW (they’re literally audio porn)

Rory Culkin characters:

Charlie Walker 1 2 3

Jack Thurlowe 1

Danny Cooper 1 2 3

Clyde (Electrick Children) 1

Gabriel (2014) 1

the links you have provided to me are the reason i’m still alive IM SCREAMING I LOVE U

I’m so glad i can provide this for y’all <3

im begging u if u find any more audios that sound like charlie walker PLEASE SHARE

That’s my self appointed job, of course i will <3

My soulmate fr

I FUCKING LOST THE ASK BECAUSE TUMBLRS A BITCH. Some lovely anon asked for subby charlie crying with a soft dom sadist reader. Here it is! I added a Mommy kink because it felt right.

Happy Tears

Charlie Walker x Fem!Reader

A/N: for some fucking reason I wrote this like very...detailed or something? idk but I like it, so... enjoy!

Word count: 502

Warnings: mommy kink, dacryphilia, overstimulation, my endless love for Rory's gorgeous blue eyes, a mention of Charlies fanboyness?, my guesses at Charlies music taste, unprotected sex (wrap it, people!)

"Fuck! Momma- *hic* Momma, please. I can't, i-" He cut himself off with a whine, trying to squirm away from your touch.

"Charlie, you've only cum twice though, baby~" Fuck, he's so pretty when he cries.

"Can you be good for me and give me just one more?" The way he rapidly nods his head, bringing a smile to your face.

"I'm gonna ride your pretty cock, baby." He looked up at you pleadingly, those beautiful blue eyes glassy from the tears of the past hour.

"Mhm. Wanna make you feel good too momma." You stroked his cheek with a soft touch, one that felt lovingly familiar.

Grabbing his cock, you gave it a few slow strokes, placing one last kiss to the tip and guiding towards your entrance. He whined at the contact, unconsciously bucking his hips, sliding himself into you accidentally.

"Ah! FuCK! I'm s-sorry momma!" His breaths shuddered as you continued to sink down onto him, his girth stretching you deliciously. You smiled down at him, letting him know you weren't mad at all.

You slightly shifted your hips, sending shock waves of please through Charlie. He whimpered and jerked his hips again, the sensitivity coming on strong already.

"Doing so well baby, momma's so proud." He smiled at you and did his best to fuck up into you, the trembling of his thighs aiding to his struggle. He knew your body like the plot of stab 1, and you, his. He knew the exact angle in this position to hit to slam straight into the sweet, spongy spot of yours.

You threw your head back and rocked your hips, back and forth, back and forth. Charlie did his best not to cum yet, trying to focus on something else in the room to distract him.

The clock on the wall, slowly ticking rhythmically, mocking his unsteady breaths. Tick-Tock. Tick-Tock.

The slight whirr of the paused Cure CD on the CD player, whirring in wait of when he'd play it. Whrrr.

The ding of his notifications going off, he completely forgot that you were supposed to be at a party with your friends, they were probably going off in the group chat. Ding! Ding! Ding!

And he finally turned back towards you. Fuck. The slight tremble of your plush bottom lip, your perfect bouncing tits, the few hickies on your neck from earlier. Looking down at where you both connected, he could've came right there.

There was a ring of your creamy slick around the base of his cock, making this lewd, wet, slapping noise every time your hips met. You tipped his head up to look at you.

You leaned in and kissed him, giving him that shove towards the edge that he so desperately needed. He pulled away quickly to warn you of his oncoming release. Choked whimpers and moans coming out in place of words.

Tick-Tock, Whrrr, Ding! And you.

"Shit- close!" He swore he saw stars.

"Go ahead and cum for me. My good boy."

love you kai ur the best<33

EEEE

Everytime you show up in my inbox I squeal just a lil

Thinking aboutbworking on a request soon... I got sick the day after I got home from Alaska and have been sick since 😭

i keep re-reading “midnight babysitting” and it just gets better 👏EVERY👏SINGLE👏TIME👏

Just doing my job ;)

Your Charlie fics are currently giving me life<3

Glad to hear it <3

Where.

Where did you get the image.

Of Schlatt with his hand in his trousers.

What stream. What video. What timestamp.

Please and thank you.

-☾🔆

I'm going to be honest with you, I don't remember. I was going through my gallery and found it. (Probs Pinterest or smth tho :/)

Edit: a lovely human sent me the link for it so here it is: https://youtu.be/XxNsi0UVbCg

Look at around 2:10 ;)

okay but like hear me out-

dilf!schlatt.

Kai, i love you so much, you make my day so much better <3 but yes, ABSOLUTELY! (Quick after thought, I got kinda carried away so this went from an ask answer to a "I will be writing a multi-chapter fic of this v soon")

The Best Neighbor

I always imagine dilf!schlatt with a daughter so I can imagine that when you first move into the neighborhood and this sexy single father sees you, he is IMMEDIATELY asking his daughter to help him make cupcakes-

And he walks up with that fucking black button up on, feeling like a million bucks until he rings your doorbell. And he gets all flustered but he hides it well, and him and his daughter welcome you with the cupcakes. You find yourself slowly but surely getting closer to this man.

And as time goes by, you go from acquaintances to friends. And friends to besties. And besties to him fucking you over his desk while his daughter's at her friends house.

how do you make your ganbreeder gifs??

It’s a somewhat tedious process and i probably wouldn’t have had the energy if they hadn’t included the option of entering a ganbreeder URL in the crossbreed-feature. But they did! So i pick two or more ganbreeds and crossbreed them. Crossbreeding produces 6 results that are basically a transition from one ganbreed to another, even if they are arranged in reverse, in my opinion. Sometimes some results will stick out, as in much brighter or differently colored, i usually just exclude them if they feel too jarring. I could probably have set up some kind of download manager to download and number all the images on the page but because i couldn’t be bothered with spending a few minutes on making the work less tedious for myself i just right clicked and downloaded and numbered each one manually. Fortunately the smaller crossbreeding versions are the same size as the usual images so you won’t have to go to every page to download. Then i imported as layers into photoshop, made the layers into frames, did whatever editing i wanted and exported as gif.

I’m 100% genuinely confused about what this blog is really about but I’m enjoying what I see. Just thought I’d share.

Thanks! That’s fine, i’m pretty confused about what it’s about myself, but when i try to get it to make sense i don’t get anything done. So it kinda does what it wants.

i personally have been enjoying the masks. thank u very much

don’t worry, there will be more eventually(there are so many of them!)

Is Fruits of the Webs your blog or part of a network you are part of?

Well, um, i share it with hannesundin/reanimateobjects, but i do most of the posting these days. I guess you could say it’s part of the unknown incubator, but the incubator is not that active at the moment.