That Actually Happened To Me A Couple Hundred Years Ago

Give a man a horse he’ll eat for a day teach a man to horse and make him drinks water

Anyone else feel like it’s been one of those days since 2019?

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

makes me so mad that I’ll never be able to open up some guys rib cage and just stick my hands in his organs and move em around while he moans and whimpers. imagine getting your prostate grabbed from the inside. must feel crazy

Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

lieutenant simon "ghost" riley. you understand

Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it

its no money november that's where it's november and i dont have any fucking money

i’m legitimately crying

not even the guillotine could stop the head i would give him