Raccacoonie

based off this:

kim: [holding imaginary phone to his ear] "hello, i am just calling the 'good-boy' office today to let you know that harry will not be there as hes acting very bad and thus is not allowed in the building" harry: [on the ground, sniffling, tears welling in his eyes, in pure sadness and frustration, and whispering to himself] "i am a good boy..."

Commission for the hot and inspiring fic "What it Means to Love a Boiadeiro" 👀💦 (https://archiveofourown.org/works/53592325/chapters/135834988) for @earlofbats

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does anyone have the picture of a cat that looks like this

This but any dish still takes at least 1 hour because time isn't real (and I may get distracted by literally anything)

the really crazy thing about cooking is that once you practice it enough (for all the gamers reading this: "grind enough exp") your threshold for wuat counts as a low effort / depression / I Dont Really Want To Cook meal rises steadily and you can feel yourself becoming the kind of person whose "chill dinner" takes 1h45 and involves three pans

If you are feeling good about yourself or situation and then your mood suddenly shifts leaving you feeling insecure, unsure, etc. try to remind yourself that nothing has truly changed but your perception. Your cute outfit did not suddenly become horrid. Your delicious meal did not tranform into a terrible one. Your peers perception of you has not radically transformed over a social misstep. Everything we experience is put through it through our mental filter, and that can convince us that everyone else sees us with the judgement we have for ourselves. Be kind to yourself.

I had a Vision

when a character has a shirtless scene and they have washboard abs and no sign of any belly fat not even a little bit

Some of Harry's acts of service at the 41st precinct

OOps...