So I Obtained A Monkey. I Love Him. He Does Not Currently Have A Name.

I think Jacob Landry would be fun to drink with tbhhh let him stay in the bar see what happens

automorph

automorph: a self-identifier term, that of which one has a fluid identity (gender, name, personality, and/or 'image'/persona, etc.)

Nicole: *checking her bag* I have bear mace, a taser, bolt cutters-

Xavier: what?

Nicole: a knife, a map, power bank, some rope-

Claire: damn

Simon: do we really need all of this?

Nicole: a bag of chips, an energy drink, power cord-

Xavier: is this a girl thing?

Claire: maybe the first few things she just keeps going

Nicole: a shovel, some extra money, a road flair-

Simon: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

Elliot's Mixtape 1999

♪ All my roads, they lead to you I just can’t turn, and walk away… ♪

2x06 Spoilers ahead

JESUS FUCK THIS WAS AN EPISODE.

Ik I said this last week but Mr. Martin can Pokémon Go to hell. At the end of the episode I was like "oh HELL NO". I want to hit this man with a close range hyper beam and then max rockfall his ass into the ground.

Mr. Anderson seems to be taking all this shit surprisingly well, or he's just really good at pretending he's not a complete mess.

Sandra 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.

Sheriff Baxter sitting on the desk made me laugh for some reason like that shouldn't have been funny but it was. Wally, Charley, Rhonda, and Quinn dancing was also funnier to me than it was probably supposed to be.

Charley and Yuri ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Ha! Gayyyyyyyy!

There's no way in hell Xavier's head ain't using Rapid Spin rn. Actually everyone's heads are using Rapid Spin.