The X-Files (1993 - 2018) / Instagram.

I was so caught up in good omens i completely forgot that i was once dunked (naked) in a stone bathtub full of holy water by french nuns-- meaning I am certifiably not a demon. This blog is proven to be 100% demon-free

When you're being executed and they bring out the bathtub full of holy water

Japan’s vast assortment of mascots all share a similar problem.

Via @GorillaGorillax

A friend traveled here

boss baby

.Just to let you know; I’m a filthy Zealot main now.

bracelets I made!!

@iliothermia (bottom left)

@yallvegarden (top right)

my partner's mom (top left)

@prince-rosalium (top middle)

@colenescreativelab-blog (bottom right)

“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”

Ubersreik Five Ranked By Alcohol Tolerance:

1) Bardin: Has had a nonzero BAC for over a century

2) Sienna: Can actually drink most people under the table. ("The alcohol burns off, darlings!")

3) Kruber: Average tolerance, but has had a lot of practice.

4) Kerillian: Complete lightweight, gets competitive with the 'mayflies', which makes it worse.

5) Saltzpyre: Blacks out after 2 glasses of wine.

This is canon and i will not be hearing objections at this time

#what being bi is like

Porco Rosso (1992) / Cowboy Bebop (2001)