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babygirl i can waste time i don't even have

love seeing thjs pic so bad i just keep thinking theyre going off to war.

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

HERON THEME REAL???

HERON THEME REAL!!!

You and I are now enemies

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

sad bindle with ant

Call me mRNA because AUG AGA GGG UUU UUC AUG GUG GGA UGA

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Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising