Attention: Timothy Ate Elizabeth

wyattogdentr928

2 months ago

A collection of BertStrips I have made.

Tags

funny sesame street Bert and Ernie Medieval times coke rob zombie bertstrips Bert strips attempted manslaughter

1 note View Post

wyattogdentr928

11 months ago

Mustaches are just mouth eyebrows

Tags

funny shower thoughts

0 notes View Post

wyattogdentr928

1 year ago

Snail in the coffin

Tags

band names fake band

0 notes View Post

wyattogdentr928

11 months ago

Frankenstein’s car wouldn’t drive straight, so he fixed it. Afterwards he screamed “It’s Aligned, It’s Aligned!”

Tags

funny puns frankenstein cars frankenstein’s monster mary shelley Victor Frankenstein word play aligned

22 notes View Post

wyattogdentr928

2 months ago

Robert Outie Jr

6 notes View Post

wyattogdentr928

1 year ago

Barnacles are just anchor sores.

Tags

funny puns barnacles just are anchor sores

2 notes View Post

wyattogdentr928

1 year ago

An open letter to microfiber cloths:

Why do you smudge my glasses when your purpose is to remove smudges?

Tags

funny letters questions glasses microfiber cloth

0 notes View Post

wyattogdentr928

5 months ago

Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.

144K notes View Post

wyattogdentr928

11 months ago

Twizzlers are just candy beef jerky

Tags

funny shower thoughts thoughts

0 notes View Post

wyattogdentr928

11 months ago

Playing music in my car is auxiliarating

Tags

funny creative writing thoughts word play half baked

0 notes View Post

Attention: Timothy Ate Elizabeth

More Posts from Wyattogdentr928 and Others