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"New" Secret Service location tracking security chips for protectees
Perform complete energy signature analysis on Bew Atreides, including all linkages.
northern lights photographed from space
Happy New Year 2024 from Korea.
Year of the š²š!
when i get a runny nose
This is honestly so relatable and Iām going to need everyone else to step it up a notch
buttcheeks
there are five frogs staring at me right now
iāve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot thereās a reaction
Anyone else the dumbest bitch alive?
Thereās like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.
never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patienceĀ
me: immune system why do i have a fever
immune system: well the bacteria canāt survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought iād raise the temperature to kill them off!
me:Ā
immune system:
me:Ā
immune system:
me: we also canāt survive outside 37 degrees for long
immune system:
video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen
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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol
who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week
@ Starbucks
me: hot chocolate, please.
barista: oh itās perfect for a day like this isnāt it?
me: yes =)
barista: not a coffee drinker are you?
me: try something difference.
[3 minutes later]
barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.
me: thank you.