Repeat After Me:

im having fun with redrawing stuff BETTER for this zine

isn’t it literally so amazing that no one can ever take the act of jerking off away from you. so few things in this world are free, healthy, and feel good but jerking off is literally all three. and nothing will ever change that. literally a miracle

What would be the funniest movie franchise (non-Saw) for John Kramer to appear in

I’m going to say a muppets movie where he’s the only human

marie howe, in an interview with krista tippett of on being

boy toys 🎾

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

great googly moogly this app has become unusable

dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that

Let's cut the bullshit though. Haunted houses can definitely become pregnant.