I Can’t Stop Laughing Because…

STAY SAFE AND HEAL WELL FRIEND, SENDING YOU WELL WISHES AND HOPING YOU GET BETTER QUICK

Haha O W

So I ride horses every week and I rode Wednesday but the horse spooked and threw me. I ended up landing on a truck and I had a seizure. I’m in the hospital now with a broken left wrist, multiple cuts and bruises, and a few pelvis fractures. I may not be active here for a while

being weird together is a love language

Reblog if Talyn is just as great as Joan

unhappy reminder that amphibians are going through a pandemic right now and anything you can do to support conservation efforts would be greatly appreciated by literally everyone in the world

mumble’s story is an inherently gay narrative

“Oh I love roses! I try growing them myself, but they never get very far.”

“Would you like to know the secret to healthy rose bushes,” I asked, knowing that she would not like the answer. 

“Do tell!”

Grin. “Blood.”

The customer paused, waiting for me to say that I was kidding. But I wasn’t so it never came. She became nervous. 

And before I could explain that blood meal is a common soil fixer and fertilizer, she put her hands up, spun around and said-

“Bye.”

You want to know the secrets to a beautiful garden? You better be prepared for some weird shit. 

given that it’s possible to defeat him by just relentlessly bullying the shit out of him until he’s too small to be a threat, there’s absolutely no way pennywise would survive in this day and age. the existence of fast, accessible internet and social media would end that clown’s entire career.

imagine… Alma Deutscher: Finding Cinderella

Musical prodigy Alma Deutscher aged 11 (seen here with younger sister Helen), is staging her first full-length opera, Cinderella.

Composer, pianist, violinist… Alma learned to read music before she could read words. She began playing the piano aged two and at four years old she was composing her own music.

thank you for your service LEGEND