Y’all: Peter Was Able To Stop Bucky’s Fist In Civil War Bc Bucky Heard Peter’s Voice, Realized

Hi love! Just dropping in to say I adore you to the moon and back!

I ADORE YOU TOO

Slytherin: *insults someone*

Hufflepuff, hyping them up: yeah, that’s right!

Hufflepuff: you guys are just candy wrappers and dirty napkins and-

Slytherin, confused:

Hufflepuff: what? I’m trash-talking.

The fact that the location of the world’s oldest tree has to be kept secret encapsulates everything that’s bad about humanity.

not to sound like a grumpy old bitch but the current climate of mainstream pop music is boring and shitty

Cleaning the oceans one step at a time

Two Australians created this container that collects plastic, paper, oil, fuel and detergent floating in the ocean. They want to implement it the middle of next year to clean up the sea worldwide. It seems a great idea. The only “but” as always is money, so they are raising funds to get to their goal. You can see their project and donations here.

i have a lesbian friend called Maggie who claims to be stupid but has given me some of the most powerful advice ive ever received, information that only a lesbian could deliver

Let me show you one of my favorite images on the internet: nuns performing “exorcism” on a very patient punk dude

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dbXr3GikQE

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Besides training all the major Greek heroes, Chiron was also a doctor.

That would make him the Centaur for Disease Control.

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You are tired

You are depressed

Just, love Slenderverse

Have fluffy hair (long or short)

Part of LGBT+

Mr. Jennings owns your soul

Kevin Haas is baby

Y'all like, Starbursts

"I'm baby"