Wormapothacary - Prospective Weaver

Rip kylo ren you would have loved Catholicism 😔

Casually stumbles upon a body of the person I murdered

Me: oh boy

it’s so hard being your father’s son (female)

LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE IS. He tries to steal her from a display window and makes a friend.

Of all the things for the social network 2010 to have totally made up about mark zuckerberg without regard for historical accuracy making him forget to get eduardo from the airport even though he actually did show up in real life solely so eduardo could do the waiting outside in the rain romcom trope is like 10/10 no notes

Bob belcher talking to his Turkey baster is EXACTLY like SpongeBob and spatula.

Me and my roommate going delirious with laughter breaking quiet hours bc of school and the impending darkness of our dorm

Can't Catch Me Now is markwardo coded