Anyone Please Ask Your Crush Out Like This

“His lips, carried the most exquisite, intoxicating, form of poison. Both dangerous and delicious. Especially, the bottom one.”

— Lillith Regina, Venomous Kiss (via: poetic-sanctum)

REBLOG IF YOU ARE BI!!!

I am starting a cult.

it’s moderate

guy with an average at best penis: you want this THICK HUGE COCK? this ULTRA MASSIVE WEENIE? this MEGA SUPREME MEAT STICK??

I love a smart woman.

LMFAOO It shouldn’t be that funny but it is

black panther auditions:

michael b. jordan : hi my name is michael with a b and i’m auditioning for—

the producer: stop stop stop, where’s the b?

michael b. jordan, distressed: there’s a bee???????

STAN

Y’all bitches going off about how Wanda didn’t ‘stop’ Thanos, only ‘slowed him down.’ Uhm, if you hadn’t noticed, she was kind of in THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING

if marvel was a bitch i’d be THAT one

This is the best Marvel edit I’ve ever seen WOW!! ❤️

Halle Bailey and Jodi Benson | The world premiere of Disney's "The Little Mermaid" in Hollywood, California | May 08, 2023

so in honor of scott summers dying (he’ll be fine) here’s what happens when x men “"kills”“ emma frost who will, in this case, also be fine, as dying is to x men as breathing is to the rest of us

emma as she’s dying: ororo. ororo listen to me. i have dinner reservations at that one place in paris. you have to make them two years in advance. do NOT cancel my reservation. i will be FINE. whatever happens, the reservation STAYS

scott was genuinely upset as emma was dying and he was crying over her and was like no emma dont leave me and emma, in a mocking voice, like “no emma dont leave me listen to yourself i’ll be back in six months shut up idiot”

ororo: her last words were "is jean also dead? good.” and then she died

emma’s funeral, which is just held at the hellfire club, is just all portraits of emma. especially the nudes. its nothing but nudes. it’s how she wanted to be remembered ororo reading the pre-written eulogy emma wrote for her: emma grace frost was the most kind, beautiful, charming soul on this planet.  pietro: raises hand  ororo: she wrote this pietro: lowers hand

she wanted me to tell you all she died doing something interesting, like riding an extremely expensive and rare horse, and not doing, in her words, “something stupid like saving the entire team.” which is, of course, what she did. that being said, here is the picture of the very expensive horse she wanted to show all of you, to remind everyone that she was rich, so very rich, and you are not

emma returning from the dead 7 months later strolling into the mansion and announcing I HAVE NOTES ON HOW WE CAN IMPROVE MY FUNERAL

logan: how was hell emma: boring and overrated logan: satan kicked you out didnt he emma: that’s not the point