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Happens wayyy more than it should

Jen, sipping her wine on the couch: So, what made you guys decide to have a child?

Rio, slightly chokes on her beer

Agatha, quickly puts down her wine glass: The truth is it was a complete accident—

What actually happened

Agatha on top of Rio straddling her: I want your baby

Rio, devilishly licking her lips: Uh huh, tell me what you want baby *completely convinced it’s foreplay*

Agatha: I want you to ruin me *caresses her face* to give me a child that I can love—

Rio, biting her lip: Whatever you want baby~ *flips her over*

Present time

Agatha: One day we slept with each other and then oops there he was. I’m going to get more wine *leaves the room*

Jen & Lilia glancing at Rio

Rio, hugging herself, traumatized: When she said fill her with seed I thought it was all part of the foreplay—

Alice: *spits out her drink*

With Rio being the father fully confirmed all I can think of is the meme that went around the fandom earlier that went:

If anyone has a Agathario version of this please reblog it

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

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It's important to show that you care. Fuck being nonchalant. Text first, send multiple messages in a row. Tell them what they mean to you, be honest about how you feel. Tell your friends that you love them. Love is a gift that can be given away freely, by anyone and to anyone. Show that you care.

The Fan That Stoked the Flame

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65210614

Summary:

In the aftermath of the fall of Konoha, Uchiha Sarada rises to claim the title of Eighth Hokage defying a legacy of betrayal and loss. Burdened by her clan’s tragic history and the village’s fragile future, Sarada fights not for glory, but for redemption, unity, and the dream her ancestors were denied. The Will of Fire burns again rekindled by the fan of the Uchiha. Hey guys so I am going through some deeply disturbing events in my personal life and writing helps me escape the chaos. I have been wanting to explore the Boruto universe for quite a while now and I whipped up this short work to get out of a slump (and to prevent myself from going insane :P) Anyhoo, please give it a read, leave a comment and kudos.