Reboot To Find Later. What? I’m Still New Here. 🤷🏻‍♀️

He did ok a mini pig but not a house chicken.

Capybara made his day

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Accurate 

writing, in theory: fun

writing, in practice: [unintelligible noises] [sobs] [maniacal laughter] [screams]

Trick or treat

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Hooray for besties and new books! Check out my boo @emmashouldbewriting​

Um, hi tumblr

The book gods shone on me today and this pretty little thing published in two hours, so... maybe you want to read it? Which you can do for FREE if you have a Kindle Unlimited subscription. There's a fake relationship, *gasp* only one bed, an arsehole bird, and lots of swoony yet snarky banter.

Universal Amazon link: https://geni.us/TheProbWithPretending

It's a little ironic that, during the month to celebrate and recognize women, people have decided to bully a woman recovering from an intensive operation into being seen in public before she's ready because they're convinced she's dead and her husband did it.

Let me repeat myself: In the month that the world celebrates what women can do and have done, people have stripped away one woman's agency, choice, and ability to do what she wants.

That's rich.

It’s a hostage situation. No one can leave. It’ll upset the balance. 🤣🤣

also I read the hollywoods files and fangirled. HARD. Kill more bad guys for mama, mmmkay ?

This is random, but how did you meet your best friends? Wales ain't exactly down the road from Kansas or Texas lol

what do you mean, we're practically neighbours! LMAO

i actually met them for the first time at a book signing in Austin, but we very much had a reader/author dynamic then where they were essentially just my readers - S & A are actually sis-in-laws, and @wisepersonallama lives right near A. we got closer over time until we all kind of just adopted each other (we were a fourship until we adopted k, the kansas one and mum of the group) and now we all have an unhealthy codependent relationship 😂

i haven't seen them since 2019 and i miss them very much. they're my soulmates

It's new cover day 🫶 book one in my new romcom mystery series, coming July 11!

What's a romcom mystery, you ask? It's my romcoms, but someone pops their clogs.

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BLURB:

I remember the first time I ever saw Detective Inspector Noah George.

We were seven, stupid, and he threw sand in my eye. I’m pretty sure that’s when I fell in love with him. Hey—I did say I was stupid.

Summers in Fox Point, my grandfather’s seaside hometown, were all we had together. Then we turned eighteen, life happened, and he never spoke to me again.

Until my grandfather’s death calls me back to the small town, only for his lawyer to tell me he’s left me my family’s dilapidated bed and breakfast that was home to many things—my first sleepover party, where my grandma taught me to cross-stitch, my first kiss with Noah…

And apparently, my first dead body.

My name is Lottie O’Neil, and I’m on the hook for the murder of a man I’ve barely met.

And the one who’ll have to arrest me is the only man I’ve ever loved.

Unless I find the real killer first.

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And I’m HERE FOR IT. #scandoval #teamariana #vpr

Lala and James are the new Statler and Waldorf

it’s from a remembrance poem called In Flanders Field. They’ve become symbolic of remembering veterans and those who died in service.

Does anyone can help me with something:

Does people all around the world use the poppies in November or only the British?