Boromir: We should appreciate the small things in life. Boromir: *picks up Merry* Boromir: You are appreciated. Merry: Put me down or I will kill you
nyoom
Y/N: kili…
Kili: oh no… “kili” in b-flat
Kili: You’re disappointed
the problem with fictional characters is that i am not one
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
Okay, I hope this doesn’t sound weird or anything, but I have so much fuckin respect for Plus Size and Fat people
I’ve been chronically underweight my whole life, so I’ve basically never had to deal with Fatphobia before, though I’m sure my metabolism will slow down eventually and the pounds will catch up sooner than later.
Anyways, I got my wisdom teeth out the other day, and the pain’s gone down so I went to a local park to relax. Then these little shits came out from behind me, giggling about how “fat my face was”, how “trashy I looked in my shorts” and staring at me until I left. And I’m not even fat, this is just the swelling from my surgery, but holy shit
I never realized how bad this problem felt before. If any of my followers are plus size or fat, I love you and you look amazing. The way I always like to think of it is, if we got in a survival situation, fat people would live way longer than my underweight ass. That’s a weird way of thinking about it, but hey, I assure you that you look amazing. But yeah, jesus christ
Bilbo: I thought you were dead.
Thorin: I thought you were smaller.