The Annual Vibe Check Has Been Released

matt: relax. just act mature

alex: okay act mature got it

*on the date with miles*

miles: so what do you do for fun

alex, in a serious voice: taxes

Is this tits to ass ratio good?

-Maggie

subtitles from Science Gossip, 1900

things end , people change , feelings change, And you know what ? Life goes on

*tries to run into traffic*

Stella: theyre paramedics. They’re trained if they hit me.

Do you have experience with cutting into people’s heads?

-jack

the best part about concerts is that they’re always slightly shit. i love that i am at my very happiest after being shoved for 2 hours, with aching feet, ringing ears, and a dizzy head. it’s such a weird buzz or pure, overwhelming joy

Why have a flashlight when you have a bag of bagels.

L

Hey not to sound gay but I'd fucking die for Zendaya

Zendaya Coleman Attends the Critics’ Choice Awards 2020