Manga Spoilers, Bungo Stray Dogs Anime Spoilers
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two-faced â jjk smau
in which gojo pisses off a famous streamer (you đ«”) for funsies and unleashes a legion of loyal fans who want him dragged, doxxed, or dead. fortunately for him, you have your own secrets that youâll take to the grave, perfect for him to take advantage of. when the two of you meet, an unlikely love story for the ages blossoms aka a lighthearted smau abt gojo n the gang!!
pairings: gojo x f!reader
genres: social media au (smau), crack, fluff, strangers to enemies (?) to lovers
warnings: profanities, dark humour, sexual jokes, mentions of death and suicide, very stupid jokes donât take anything too seriously!! ignore timestamps. will contain jokes / references from the manga !! you will be warned of spoilers on the posts that have them đ€
this is my first smau so if itâs not funny i Apologise đš just for the shits n giggles !! upload schedule will probably be based on how well this is received đ€ note all characters are in uni (ages 18-20)
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Bungou Stray Dogs Wan! 1 - 14: Chuuyaâs Wonderful Day
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theory that dazai is connected to the real world (us) and just goes to Tumblr and search for theories and analysis to help him come up with plans đȘđ»
ft. social media au âžâž idol!xiao x fem!reader
synopsis ; â in which you befriend your next door neighbour who, unbeknownst to you, was apart of a soon-to-be one of the most popular bands throughout liyue. you're unable to tell if cupid was helping you or not when things with xiao keept going up and down. will he continue to keep his secret from yours truly?
genre â 5wirl band au, next door neighbour (apartment but same thing), slow-burn, fluff, crack, angst (at some point yea), modern au, flirty x shy trope, sfw, includes writing â°
staus â on-going
PROFILES â sleep deprived workaholics / an(emo) qties
table of contents !
00. prologue .. once upon a time âź
01. cupid meter !
02. information acquired !
03. gift from stranger !
04. communication is key âź
05. gift for stranger !
06. pride or nice !
07. unwinding !
08. a new number !
09. out of character !
10. unfamiliar warmth âź
11. yet !
12. surely a dinner !
13. who he really is !
14. free tickets !
15. hint of the past !
16. arrivals !
17. face-to-face âź
18. stupid scandal !
19. knock knock !
20. drastic measures !
21. mission accomplished !
22. war is over !
23. second date !
24. picture perfect !
25. enlighten us !
26. father-son bond !
27. maternal instinct !
28. family business !
29. a routine !
30. suffocating room !
31. oh no !
32. battlefield !
33. unwanted encounters âź
34. at fault !
36.
TAGLIST [OPEN] â @mikctp @ghostlysyntaxed @kazemiya @nnasv @gojoandelsalovechilde @candy-purple-cyanide @kissingkzuha @zyilas @lunaavity @luminescent-light @mave-in @rizakari @riikyu @kokoscutie @starsxnight @sketcheeee @softlie @izakyun @xiaxilia @the-sweet-madame
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OMG DAZAI BACKSTORY LIGHTNOVEL???ÂŁ;(2?(ÂŁ!ÂŁ)2 THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR MY WHOLE LIFE.
"Bungo Stray Dogs The Day I Picked Up Dazai"
Update:
It was about Odasaku and Dazai's first meeting :D
people are saying it might be written in Mori's POV! Which I also agree. ANYWAYS, SO EXCITED FOR THIS!!
This looks like something straight out of a yandere fanfiction đ»đ» Can't wait to see yandere fics with these photos
summary: you can't stop dreaming about him, and your friends start to notice a change in your behavior. (2.4k words)
cw/tags: mild angst to comfort, friends to lovers, pining, idiots in love, profanity, elder sorcerers being assholes, pet names (doll, gorgeous, etc), uhh gojo loses his cool and blows up a building lol, kissing, one instance of foreshadowing manga spoilers but only if you squint
note: HELLOO GOJO NATION. ok so i'll be so honest with you, this stupid man was my #1 for so long and i think those feelings resurfaced so i got a little carried away with writing this (it's my longest fic so far, my bad). but yk something about gojo, hawks, and kuroo all being played by the voice actor just gets me. the prompt for this is from the AMAZING @creativepromptsforwriting and was supposed to be a drabble but turned into a full fic. anyways, hope you enjoy it!!
likes/reblogs/feedback are always appreciated!
âItâs too quiet. Can I tell you guys a joke I heard on TV?â
âMmm, please donât.â
âBut itâs funny!â
âSatoru.â
âOoh, using my first name. Somethingâs up with you.â
âSomething is not up with me, weirdo.âÂ
âNo, something is definitely off with you today.â You thought Suguru and Shoko had stopped listening, but they chimed in with evidence of your odd behavior.
âYou said good morning differently,â Shoko added, casually taking a sip of her soda and peering at you over the rim. Her hair sways gently in the breeze outside of the convenience store you four had stopped at before heading back to Jujutsu Tech. You glare at her and open your mouth to defend yourself when Suguru adds his two cents.Â
âYou tripped up during that last mission that should have been a cakewalk,â which was true, but you thought your mistake had gone unnoticed. The truth was, the spirit had caught you off guard with a simple teleport trick. It warped behind you and unlatched its grotesque jaws to end your life faster than you could blink. You should have been able to predict the movement with your eyes closed, but youâd been too focused on making sure a certain white-haired sorcerer was alive after your group had been ambushed several hundred feet underground. Suguru had given you a curious look after one of his demons saved your ass, and youâd flipped him off hoping that would be the end of it. âAnd you also flipped me the bird instead of saying thank you,â he shrugged.
âYou also finish your food the fastest out of all of us, and today you havenât even taken three bites,â Shoko says, finishing her drink and standing to toss it in the trash bin. âSomethingâs going on with you, and I, for one, am incredibly curious as to why.â Satoru watches you with a smug glint in his eye, and it takes all your willpower not to strangle him.Â
âAs glad as I am to know that you all pay such great attention to my habits, I promise thereâs nothing wrong.â The three of them stare at you skeptically but thankfully decided to drop the subject, instead pivoting to whoâs most likely to go to jail first (itâs Gojo).Â
After the late lunch, you begin the walk back to Jujutsu Tech as the sky transforms into faded shades of orange and pink. The vanishing sun casts shining reflections on the surrounding skyscrapers, bouncing off the windows of speeding cars and zooming trains. Satoru and Suguru walk ahead, playfully shoving each other and almost falling over doing so.Â
âAlright, are you gonna tell me whatâs going on now that Dumb and Dumber arenât here?â Shoko asks as she falls into step with you. The sides of your mouth turn down, realizing that she didnât forget about your conversation at lunch. It wasnât that you didnât want to tell your closest friends what was going on; you just didnât know how to explain what you had dreamed about the previous night and the night before that, and all the nights the past two weeks.Â
It began with a look he had given you after a meeting with some higher-ups in the sorcerer world. They had visited Jujutsu Tech unexpectedly, stating that they would be evaluating the skill levels of random students. Out of your group of friends, only you and Satoru had been pulled to be tested. Principal Yaga had instructed both of you before entering the room to give the evaluation your best effort and to not become indignant if they judged you poorly.Â
The brass declared your evaluation to be first, and you poured all of your energy into showcasing the power of your Cursed Technique. You even managed to pull off a few strikes of extension techniques that youâd been perfecting for months. Though the entire performance lasted less than ten minutes, you were breathless and light-headed when the panel told you to stop. After bowing deeply, you moved to exit the room, desperate for fresh air, but they stopped you and began listing every single reason why your demonstration was unsatisfactory. Besides âinefficient technique, predictable attacks, weak offense, insufficient defense,â and a general lack of power compared to that of other sorcerers at your level, they informed you that your Cursed Technique was obsolete and would eventually render you useless as more innately talented sorcerers take your place. You were speechless at their blunt criticism of your effort, on the verge of breaking down, but you managed to nod in acknowledgment as you stepped out of the room.
But then you saw him sitting there, waiting on his phone and looking up at you with a bright smile as he stood to greet you. A confusing blend of disappointment, anger, sadness, and loneliness panged in your heart and spread to the rest of your body, and you rapidly tried to blink away the moisture welling up in your eyes while Satoru approached. He was halfway through a snarky remark about you blowing away their expectations when his smile dropped and his eyebrows furrowed with concern. Shit, heâd noticed you crying.Â
âHey, hey, hey, look at me. What the fuck did they do to you?â Dashing blue eyes found yours through the clouds in your vision, and his thumbs gently brushed away stray tears that escaped down your cheeks.Â
âDo you think Iâm weak, Satoru?â Your voice cracks when the words finally spill out, swallowing hard to push down the sobs threatening to break loose from your constricted lungs. Satoru freezes, eyes searching yours. He doesnât answer your question immediately, but instead asks again.Â
âDoll, what the fuck did they do.â You canât get a reply out in time before his focus snaps up to behind you, and a second later you hear the door roll open, one of the officials commanding Satoru to enter for his evaluation. His large hands hold your face and turn you to look up at him, and you move unconsciously to cover his hands with yours. âStay here for me, okay?â He glanced at the official waiting in the doorway, blue eyes dark with suppressed rage. âThis wonât take long.â
His evaluation lasts two minutes and four seconds. At first, the room was silent and you couldnât hear any demonstration of Satoruâs technique, almost as if the panel was having a conversation with him before they began. Then, at two minutes on the dot, the room was blown to splinters. The door, the ceiling, the porch, and all of the furniture inside were violently thrown outward in an explosion that made the ground beneath your feet tremble. Curiously, none of the debris had hit you, but you coughed through the dust and saw that the panel hadnât been so lucky, all of them buried under shredded beams of wood and canvas. And, standing at the center of the roomâs remains with a satisfied grin plastered on his beautiful face, was Satoru. He found his way over to where you stood in disbelief and took your hand in his, interweaving your fingers and guiding you away from the ruined building.Â
You two walked hand-in-hand in silence back to your dorm, where he seemed reluctant to let go of your hand. Before he walked away, he finally answered your question from earlier.Â
âI tell you this not just as your friend, but as another sorcerer. You are not weak. Your technique is special and something that those shithead elders havenât seen in decades, and they donât like what they donât understand. I know the thought of leaving Jujutsu Tech crossed your pretty little mind, but you shouldnât. People need you here, Shoko, Suguru, Mei Mei...â He hesitated, taking a shallow breath and reaching back for your hand.Â
âMe,â he said, his voice low, and his voice got even softer until it was almost a breath. âI need you here.â As quickly as the fondness in his voice appeared, it disappeared. âAnd, plus, you definitely canât leave us here with olâ Yaga. What the hell am I gonna do if I canât hide in your room while heâs trying to beat my ass?âÂ
You laugh, and the feeling makes you feel better. He makes you feel better. You smile back at him and finally bid him farewell, and he raises your hand to his lips as he says goodbye.Â
After that, heâd appeared in your dreams for two weeks straight. The dreams started as a continuation of what would have happened if you didnât just say goodbye to him, if youâd invited him into your dorm, or if youâd let him pull you into his. They transformed after the fourth day into what it would be like to love him and receive his love in return: stolen kisses, flirty whispers, and movie dates to name a few. All these dreams added up to the previous nightâs nightmare, where a mission had gone bad and heâd been imprisoned with no hope of breaking him free. Youâd startled awake covered in sweat, and barely fell back asleep before your alarm forced you to start the day.Â
âItâs⊠hard to explain,â you reply apologetically, and Shoko looks at you with so much skepticism written on her face that you have to turn away and look in the other direction.Â
âSo something is bothering you.âÂ
âYeah, there is. Iâm sorry; itâs just really, really hard to verbalize.â
âCan I take a stab at whatâs bothering you?â
âIf you could actually stab it thatâd be great, but sure. Knock yourself out.â
âItâs Satoru, isnât it?â You stop mid-stride and her face lights up with amusement. âHoly shit, itâs Satoru. You like Gojo Satoru.â
âJeez, Shoko, go ahead and say his name four hundred million times, why donât you? But really, what tipped you off?â
âTen seconds ago when you asked me to stab your problem, I figured it out,â she chuckles, bumping her shoulder against yours playfully. âIf itâs any consolation, Iâm 99% sure heâs felt that way about you for a while.â
âReally?â
âYep.â
âHow do you know?â
âWould you let me off the hook if I said it was hard to explain?â
âHar, har, very funny. Could you at least try?âÂ
âMmm, I think itâs better if he explains it himself.âÂ
âYouâre no help, Shoko.â
âYes, and you love me anyway. But not as much as you love Saââ You groan, covering your burning face in both hands and increasing the speed of your steps to escape your friendâs teasing chuckles.Â
When you finally arrive at school, the stars have started rising and the moon hangs in the sky. You walk in the direction of the dorms when Shoko suddenly unlinks her elbow from yours, winking at you over your shoulder.Â
âSuguru, can you help me move something from the gym real quick? I forgot a few things over there.âÂ
âSure, but why do you need my help?â Shoko gives him a pointed look and realization quickly washes over his features. âOh, OH. Okay, of course, sure.â Suguru turns on his heel awkwardly, briskly walking in the direction of the gym.
âSatoru, walk them back to their dorm. Donât want anything happening to them after their little slip today,â she adds before heading in the other direction with Suguru, who tries and fails to communicate something to Satoru with a nod of his head.Â
âAlright, pretty girl, you heard Shoko. Câmere and let me walk you home before she beats my ass.â
âI think you have too many people on this planet that want to beat your ass. And, for the record, Iâm one of them.â
âItâs the price of being this gorgeous, gorgeous.â A soft laugh escapes your mouth, and you swear Satoruâs smile gets a little wider. The rest of the short walk to your dorm is just as easy and comfortable, Satoru making stupid comments and you replying with a quick remark over and over until youâre back in the same situation youâd been in two weeks ago. But, this time, you realized that Satoru was a lot closer to you, leaning back against your door with your hand touching the handle but not opening it. You both spend a few moments there, just looking at each other, and his mesmerizing eyes flicker to your mouth when you unconsciously lick your lips. He opens his mouth to say something smart, but you beat him to it.Â
âIf youâre gonna look down at my lips and say something stupid about it, you might as well do what Iâve been wanting you to do for ages.âÂ
âOh? And whatâs that, pretty girl?â
You sigh in mock disappointment and look up at him through your eyelashes. âIf you donât know what it is by now, then I guess⊠you donât deserve to do it.â His pupils are blown wide with desire, and you resist the impulse to laugh.Â
âGod, youâre intoxicating,â he says, before pressing his lips to yours. Your eyes flutter shut and you melt into him, arms snaking around his neck while his hands find your waist and hold you up from your knees that have turned to jelly. The first kiss is gentle and experimental, but having the flirtiest asshole in the country chasing your lips as you briefly pull away gives you a newfound wave of confidence, pulling him closer and closer until his body is flush against yours. When you finally pull away from each other and catch your breath, he doesnât go very far, resting his forehead against yours.Â
âYou know, I wanted to kill them. Those wrinkly assholes two weeks ago that had the gall to call you weak. And I would have, you know I would have, but you were outside⊠and you were crying⊠I just didnât know what to do. I saw red, and, uh, then the building exploded.â You chuckle at his confession and he presses a kiss to the corner of your mouth, rubbing his nose against yours.Â
âI had a dream about you. Well, a lot of dreams.â
âYeah, me too.â
âReally?â
âMhmm. Got a little nervous today when I heard you talk with Shoko about liking a boy, but it helps knowing now that the boy is me. And, hopefully, it will only ever be me.â
âYou pretentious asshole.â
âYou know it.â
âYouâre a dork.â
âYeah, but Iâm your dork.âÂ
âI know you are.â
âAnd Iâm never going anywhere.â He kisses your forehead sweetly, and itâs just like the dreams that had plagued you for weeks before. âEver.â
a/n: spider-man!gojo letsgooooo <3 i will probably make this a series! dont be shy, leave a note and reblog!! also feel free to share ur thoughts on spidey gojo!!
when you step into your room after a hard day in university, the last thing you expect to see is a spider hanging down from your ceiling. itâd be okay if the spider wasnât giant with red and blue all over it and didnât have your diary in his hands.
âwhat the hell?â you look around warily as you quickly close your door. âwhat exactly are you doing here?â
he tilts his head to the side, shaking your item in his hands, âreading this. your life is pretty boring, by the way.â
you roll your eyes, ripping your diary from his hands, and fall onto your bed, tossing your bag somewhere. ignoring his whining, you close your eyes, feeling yourself relax despite the presence of the boy. though, as soon as you open your eyes you are met with the white orbs of his mask watching you intently.
he lowers himself by your bedâs side, careful not to touch your sheets with his suit as it is a little dusty with cityâs dirt.
âi wanna show you my face.â
âwhat?!â you sit up immediately, wary of his next actions when he only chuckles at your reaction, shaking his head slightly, and reaches his hands to the back of his mask. âwait, no, iâm not ready-!â
all the words stick in your throat unable to come out as soon as you see his face. your eyes widen in surprise, going over and over every inch of his face while he only continues to stare back at you as if he hasnât seen your face a million times before. the way he is between your legs doesnât help either, but he is literally so tall that his face is on the same level as yours. his face is familiar yet so new, yet you canât bring yourself to think about anything else than how pretty he actually is.
âhow does your hair even fit under the mask?â you mutter the question out loud and slap a hand over your mouth as soon as you realize what happened.
the boy before you laughs, ruffling his white locks, âthatâs the first thing you wanna ask? not even my name?â
his question makes you realize things you never thought about before or never really paid any mind. who even is he? a local superhero who once helped you and somehow managed to worm himself into your life with his often unexpected late night appearances and ability to talk pretty much non-stop about everything and nothing. the only thing you havenât discussed with him would probably be him, the boy under the mask.
of course, you wondered what was the name of the so called âspider-boyâ and âspiderlingâ and your âfriendly neighbourhood spider-manâ, but you werenât the one to push when he told you that itâd be better if you didnât know his true identity.
so you sigh after a few moments of silence, rubbing your temples, âwhatâs your name then?â
âgojo satoru.â your brain short-circuits.
âwait- gojo as in gojo inc? the largest tech conglomerate in the world?â
âyep, thatâs the one,â he quickly says, and then looks around before rubbing his neck with shyness that is foreign to him. âuh, do you maybe have some spare clothes i could put on?â
you silently move away to walk to your closet and while you dig for some oversized shirt and pants, your mind is running a mile an hour. you think about all of the times your unassuming self let the local hero into your room, or when you spent your evening chatting with him on the roofs of not really trustworthy areas of town. the times he offered you a quick ride home, gently grabbing your waist and shielding your eyes when you started panicking about the height and the speed of his movements.
as he changes in the bathroom, you quickly google the companyâs name and look for him in images - and there he is, in all of his human glory. standing by his fatherâs side as the heir of the gojo inc. and looking pretty smug. the thought of cameras barely capturing his true beauty sets your face on fire because you were able to see it up close. but you also figure out one of the reasons why he hasnât told anyone about his secret.
you are the first one to know about his secret.
âmiss me?â he whispers right in your ear, making you scream. while satoru starts giggling like an idiot, you hurriedly push away and order to stay in your bathroom because youâre pretty sure your mother heard you clearly.
âis everything okay?â she asks from the kitchen, you assume, and you grip the handle of the bathroom door when you feel him lean against it from the other side. unfortunately for you, the only excuse you are able to come up with is:
âyeah, i just thought i saw a spider!â
you hear gojoâs stifled laughter even before you finish the phrase, and as soon as you make sure that your mom isnât concerned anymore you let him out.
âwhat a good girl you are, said the truth,â he wiggles his eyebrows, âsaw a spider, didnât you?â
âugh, shut up,â you roll your eyes, âiâm still confused.â
ââbout what?â gojo wonders as he plops down on your bed, comfortably sitting against the headboard. you find yourself compelled to sit by his side and not opposed to him.
âwhy did you show me who you really are?â
satoru shrugs, swiftly laying his head on your shoulder and effectively making you want to throw yourself out of the window even though youâre pretty sure heâd be quick to save you.
âjust wanted you to know, i guess? i trust you, yâknow.â
youâre so confused but itâs hard to focus on anything else than his weight on the side of your body. you can feel how tired he is and even though you have a million questions to ask him, you keep your mouth shut, only nodding at his words and relaxing enough to rest your head on top of his. you know that your mother can come into your room anytime and misunderstand the whole situation(understandably so), but as you open your mouth to speak up gojo gets ahead of you,
âcan i stay here for a bit please? iâll leave soon, i promise.â
âalright.â
and then itâs like nothing has changed; soon he is talking your ears off about his day and how many bad guys he managed to catch, but he is by your side and not lazily spinning in your squeaky chair or hanging down from the ceiling. so you decide on asking him all the questions that his revelation brought to your mind the next time he is in your room, not as spider-man but as gojo satoru.
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How chapter 95.5 went:
Context: Chapter 93 where Aya was trying to take a photo of Fukuchi and Bram but her flash light was on.