Wereokarentwemoony - In This House We Worship Remus Lupin

I imagined that Pandora had once sewn and given each of her friends a doll for their birthday that looked like them. Barty and Evan got the same dolls. Whenever Barty is bored and alone, he takes his doll, takes Evan's doll, and pretends they're kissing (and doing other things the world doesn't want to know about, yk)

Remus would be lying if he said he didn’t seriously consider it

Sirius has definitely suggested letting moony and padfoot fuck on a full moon

People who need melatonin are weak. I have no problem falling asleep, unconscious is my favorite way to exist.

“You ever see a guy that handsome walking down the street, he’s gonna get arrested. Cuz he’s killing all the ladies” but it’s Sirius encouraging trans Regulus when they’re young and he’s experimenting with boys clothing

James: *unbuttoning shirt* damn it’s so hot in here

Regulus: I know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt

Couldn’t stop thinking about cowboy Remus Lupin today and started smiling like a crazy person in the middle of class send help please

I'm sorry but "I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror" is soooo regulus black coded..

Evan to Barty

he is so smart I want to crack his skull open and lick his brain

Idc, what anyone says, Arctic Monkeys' "Do I wanna know" is how Remus loves Sirius, and Hoziers ver of "Do I wanna know" is how Sirius loves Remus. Not the other way around.

“Separate the art from the artist”

The art: Dudley was very fat and ugly and stupid and fat and he weighed as much as a whale because he was extremely fat and stupid