Some happy TSH Headcanons:
Henry and Bunny bonded because they are both flat-earthers (sometimes they like to talk about it in front of Francis just to annoy him)
Camilla likes to grow flowers and Henry helps her in gardening.
Bunny likes to throw surprise birthday parties for his friends (they end up paying the bill).
Charles and Francis do role-play when they are bored.
Richard likes reading books a lot and since he isn't able to afford many, Henry gives him all his old copies.
Francis goes to Richard whenever he is sick ("I think I have Cholera" "You don't have Cholera, Francis")
Camilla and Francis bake together, they like gossiping about boys.
Charles calls Richard whenever he is drunk since no one else picks his phone (they know better).
Francis brought a house in Paris, he visits art galleries and boutiques.
Francis and Richard remain good friends despite their distances.
Camilla is secretly Julian's favourite student.
Bunny has a key to Henry's house because he sleeps there when Marion is mad at him.
Charles loves Champagne icecream, Camilla loves apricots (idk why but she looks like an apricot girlie)
Henry bought a Gucci bag for Francis's birthday ("Damnit Henry" "Why, I think it's rather grand!!!" )
Charles and Camilla have similar tastes in fashion, they buy their clothes together.
Henry keeps a detailed account of his every interaction with Julian.
Richard often forgets to eat, so Camilla always keeps something for him.
Henry respects Francis and considers him to be smarter than him at times.
Every MBTI couple: Part 1
ENFP×INTJ: the classic; it's like sunshine and butterflies standing next to Darth Vader. Tbh love the dynamic, the bounce off and the contrast.
INFJ×ENTP: they are like the smart couple who argues a LOT just beacuse they are both good at arguing about random stuff. They would fight a lot but they rarely get mad at eachother cuz they understand eachother at a deeper level and just love to argue regardless.
INTP×ENTJ: if I am talking about myself......I do find ENTJs super attractive. The low and high energy contrast works, both are thinking types, and they are the couple who makes fun of EVERYONE else and respects just eachother.
ISFP×ESFJ: they are probably the most loving couple in the list. You have the shy one and the doting extroverted one. Their relationship is like the one you think of when you hear "healthy relationship"
INFP×INTJ: the most used one ig in fictional stories. Another nice contrast and probably having the most slow burn material. I think they both secretly find eachother adorable...but never say it.
ENTP×INTP: WOULD DEFINITELY CAUSE AN APOCALYPSE
ISTP×ISFP: both are creative and down to earth. Will have one of the most low key yet healthy relationships. Since both are introverts, most dates would be in the house or isolated artistic locations.
ESFP×ESTP: A crazy trainwreck you can't help but watch go down
ESTP×INTP: I can see either becoming one of the best or worst relationships ever. The reason I find it cute is cuz my two main characters of my book are these two types and their relationship and chemistry is super cute.
ESFP×INTJ: they say opposites attract
ESFJ×ISFJ: emotions are oversaturated....
ISTP×ISFJ: .....(every person I pair up with ISTP makes the overall couple lowkey and cool) anyways, ISTP would teach ISFJ to not apologise for everything and focus more on themselves and ISFJ would teach ISTP to feel more emotions and enjoy life a little.
INTP×INTJ: they are the couple that never leaves the house, work on thier hobbies, don't interact with anyone and live their life in peace and comfort of being with someone just like you
ENFJ×ESFP: Tbh they are the couple all of us are jealous of
ISTJ×ESTJ: Both of them are organised and hard working. Would definitely not hate each other but are way too similar to have balance.
As an INTP. It's really hard to exist in a world that feels so integrated for sensors or people with high Fi/Fe. I just feel like an alien among my peers. I don't speak in class. I don't have many friends. I hate my incompetent and overly strict teachers. I don't get social cues and dynamics. I don't get inside jokes. I don't get why I have to know the stuff they teach me. I don't think I should trust my teenage mind to pick a career for the rest of the life. Everything seems bleak and boring.
It sucksss when you are not good at maths and physics and all that nonsense that people care for. It hurts when you don't get to be appreciated for your talents beacuse people don't care about the things you are good at. Especially being an INTP, it's hard to ignore that most of other INTPs are known for being the math and computer nerd (not a huge fan of computer either).
I want to read poetry and dissect 19th cen. novels and their themes. I want to debate on philosophy and politics. I want to write essays and articles on global issues. I want to read books by authors all around the world.
It took me some time to realise (not really, I always knew) that I was made not for the STEM subjects. I was made for the art, the history, the love for literature. As John Keating said in dead poet's society;
"We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for"
Reading TSH again and again and finding out more details and theories is always fun.
Like the fact the entire story happened because Bunny wasn't able to fast for some more time and got caught eating.
Or that no one would have found Bunny's death suspicious if it hadn't snowed
Or that Henry tried to frame Richard by making him write the calculations for the posion mushrooms
Or that Richard thought of murder as poetic as a coping mechanism
Or that none of these horrible things would have happened to Richard if he hadn't picked up the pretty brochure.
(edited after a re-read)
Me: I want friends
*People become friends with me*
Me: Not like that
*1:00 Am, Lupin Bar, Dark Era*
Dazai: are blind dates made for blind people?~
Oda:.......*stare*
Ango: of course not, Dazai. You know that already! It's for people who meet up without seeing or knowing each other
Dazai: is a group date considered an orgy?~
Oda:........*stare*
Ango: WTF. No. Why are you asking that? How much have you drunk?
Dazai: what about host clubs, are they a front for prosti---
Ango:-----not another word. What is wrong with you kid?
Oda:.........*stare*
Dazai: I thought I could ask you for romantic advice and some knowledge on the adult world~
Ango: these are not questions about romantic advice. Why are you asking us about it? And Oda are you gonna say anything or are you too drunk to?
Oda, dozing off:........
Dazai: I asked you two because you two are dating, right! Who else would I ask, except a couple in love~
Ango: WE ARE NOT DATING
Oda, opening his eyes:.........*stare*
Ango, massaging his temples: Oda don't stare at me like that and Dazai for the love of God stop laughing!!!!!
Bunny: Camilla likes Henry!
Richard: She does not!
Bunny: Richard likes Camilla!
Francis: He does not!
Bunny: Francis likes Richard!
Charles: He does not!
Bunny: Charles likes Francis!
Henry: just shut up Bunny, nobody likes you. *pushes*
"if they are enemies, let them stay enemies. They are enemies in the canon 😡"
Me: No they are lovers, hope that helps ❤️❤️
What do you think of how Slytherin was flirting with the other houses and got flirted back?
I can imagine Hufflepuff didn’t realize they flirted with them and thought they were just complementing them.
I think Slytherin just randomly flirts with the other houses to see how they react.
Ravenclaw is either clueless and doesn't get that they were flirting or knows Slytherin is flirting and deliberately acts as if they don't know. If they know Slytherin is trying to get a reaction out of them and would rather let them suffer in silence than anything.
Gryffindor either flirts back to see how Slytherin will react or gets irritated at their constant fake flirtations.
Hufflepuff doesn't get that Slytherin is flirting and ends up flirting back accidentally in a way that makes Slytherin lose their mind.
As a Slytherclaw stan, I believe Slytherin and Ravenclaw don't flirt in public but are really good at it behind the scenes.
Honestly, Francis and Richard would vibe so much with "The Tortured Poet's Department"-----
Charles: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.
Bunny: I photosynthesize with this.
Bunny: Hey do you wanna hang out this weekend?
Henry: Generic excuse.
Bunny: I can’t believe you said that out loud, to my face.
Henry: I can.
Richard: Hey, Francis, where are you going?
Francis: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell.
Francis: But right now I’m going to Starbucks.
Charles, teaching Camilla to drive: Okay, you're driving, Bunny and Henry walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Camilla: Oh, definitely Bunny. I could never hurt Henry .
Charles, massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
Henry: Richard, you'll be working with Francis and Camilla.
Richard: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Richard: ...Of people on a team.
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