I’m 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 But I’m Aroace And Sex Repulsed So I Kinda Just Say Weird Shit Without

Misha Collins waking up last night like

Chim, struggling with a recipe: Eddie, can you Google how many ounces are in a cup? My hands are covered in flour.

Eddie: Sure, one sec. Buck!

Buck: Yeah?

Eddie: How many ounces are in a cup?

Buck: Eight.

Eddie: Thank you.

Chim: Now, what the hell was that?

Eddie: Six years, Chim. Haven't had to Google a thing.

Chim: Mmhm, why don't you ask Buck what the definition of codependency is next?

Love wilson with my whole ass heart but when he walked out on House after the elektroshock it was just wrong. It was plain, simple wrong.

SPOILERS for S4 House finale!

What hurts the most about House crying on the table during “Wilson’s Heart” is not merely the fact that he’s crying for the first time on screen (from what I can recall, besides maybe the infarction), but the fact that Wilson has to bear witness to the shit show he MOSTLY CAUSED HIM.

Not only that, but he finally sees House releasing the shoved-deep-within-the-crevice-of-the-back-of-his-mind emotions while on the verge of death thanks (in part) to him; Wilson’s always wanted to help house become emotionally healthier, yet Wilson instead pressures his emotions under an anchor of unbearable stress that he has to cry, in the O.R., in front of his only friend, his employees, and everyone else who might know.

Let alone what House is crying about: unbearable stress is about the best way to put it, as he’s got “killing my best friend’s gf” guilt (even if he says he has none, then that only leaves room for the stress of what Wilson’s reaction might be, which… a gay point for another day), or the fact that he may lose his life in the next few seconds, or the fact that Wilson may watch him lose his life, the literal pain of both his leg and the surgery- God knows all the things he’s stressed about enough to make him shed a single tear. Maybe I’m getting overzealous about this. BUT!

I’m overdosing on my love and appreciation for Wilson but I have to say he’s such a bitch sometimes (respectfully).

"Maybe you two should just hug it out"

HENRIETTA WILSON YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THANK YOU FOR SAYING EXACTLY WHAT I'D BEEN SCREAMING AT THE TV

EVAN BUCKLEY & BOBBY NASH

1.04 | 3.10 | 4.04 | 6.11 | 8.15

Im watching the x men movies rn, and it’s honestly concerning how often they get him to take his shirt off. Like bro u good? Aren’t you cold or smth?

I rewatched Deadpool vs Wolverine today and they had no business showing Logan oiled up 24/7, bro was glistening the entire time

I am eating DRYWALL AAAAAH

Further thoughts on Buddie following episodes 8x11.

I'm speculating here, but I think this episode was about setting up a coherent and satisfying narrative around Buck and Eddie's feelings for each other. Look. Buck's recently figured out he's bisexual. If he's going to end up dating Eddie, Eddie needs to come out too. But how do you get two main characters to come out as queer when they've only ever dated women before? That's a wildly convenient coincidence.

(Audiences hate convenient coincidences.)

Now Buck is insisting he's not interested in Eddie. Why isn't he interested in Eddie? Well, Eddie's straight. Okay, that's not really an answer. But it doesn't matter! Because Eddie's straight! Why does everyone think he's in love with his best friend? His best friend is straight!

Suddenly Eddie's sexuality is a question. Is Eddie straight? Why is that important to Buck? What would happen if he wasn't? Fandom has been asking these questions since day one and we've already got more than a few answers of our own. But now Eddie's sexuality is being made salient by the narrative. And we're being told, Buck is not in love with his straight best friend.

So, hypothetically: Eddie comes out as Not Straight. This is no longer a wildly convenient coincidence. It's a complication. (Audiences love complications). Because now Buck has to answer the question that we've just established he does not want to answer. Are you in love with your best friend?

They can also reverse the order. Have Buck answer that question and move on to What Now? In this case, Eddie coming out is now a resolution. (Audiences also love resolutions). I think this is the less interesting path but it's also possible.

Usually when I dissect narratives like this I think in terms of "what I would have done." This is not what I would have done. This is better than what I would have done, because I've never had to convince my audience that People Can Be Queer, Actually, Yes Even Him. I would not have thought to structure it this way. I didn't think to structure it this way, and I've given a lot of thought to how I would hypothetically structure a getting together arc that would be convincing to a mainstream audience. I've been thinking that the only options for Eddie coming out are either Buck is supportive and excited for him as a friend, or Buck is painfully hopeful because he's been pining. Way, way better: Eddie comes out and Buck, who's been insisting for months that just because he's queer doesn't mean he's in love with his best friend, immediately realises he's in love with his best friend. And spirals.

if I had a nickel for every time a ship I shipped had a person named Buck who the other person in the ship left I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

Hockey AU!! The new guy is irritatingly perfect, and Buck seems to be the only one who minds it. Which just makes everything WORSE. Why is no one else bothered by his stupid perfect face and his stupid perfect shots and his stupid perfect everything?

Inspired by all the Hockey AUs I've been reading recently. Good shit lemme tell ya!!!