I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:

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what the actual fuck

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ooh that sounds- what the fuck

unfinished

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the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again

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iruazz doodle for funsies

YES! *starts nibbling on you*

*Looks at you innocently*

Do you taste like Nightmares?

I bet you do!!

*licks*

HEY HEY HEY, NO LICKING!

I swear the people of Tumblr and Wattpad are like two different breeds but y'all give off the same energy/vibe and I don't how to feel about that because both of y'all can make me laugh or make me wonder how the fuck did you know a certain piece of information

Y'ALL I FOUND THE OG!!!!!!

Please!!! I WANT TO KNOW!!! 👀I WON'T TELL ANYONE I PROMISE!!👀

*Gets out pen and paper to write everything down*

(I'm the '✨- Anon' btw)

What happened on karaoke night what did Ford mean when he said "one thing led to another"!?!?

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!!! PLEASE!!

✨-Anon

IT'S BEST FOR YOU NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THESE THINGS, KID!

I'm lonely as fuck. Wanna be friends! :D Please I need friends. 🥲

Deadass thought that was Janus' hat and wondered why no one in the replies and reblogs notice/talked about it until someone said they thought the trash can was his hat then I looked back at the picture and realized it was a trash can 💀💀

@teacupfulofstarshine he tries

(he does take the saltine)

I'm thinking of a 'Date with Death' and 'Obey Me!' crossover where on the day the 'connection' happens and things play out like...

Grim: You didn't make any blood pacts though, did you?

Mc" Not that I remember

Grim:...Not that you remember?

Mc: Yeah. I mean, I have Demon contracts---

Grim: ....what

Mc: And I have been to 'Hell' before, very nice actually---

Grim: Explain. Now.

Mc: I was chosen as one of two human representatives, the the other being King Solomon, to help Prince Diavolo, of hell, forge a better relationship between the three realms.

Grim:...

Mc: I ended up making contracts with seven demons there--

Grim: SEVEN? Who???

Mc: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan--

Grim: *Spluttering*

Mc: You okay there Grimmy? Anyways there's also Asmodeus, Beelzebub, and Belphegor. Oh, Belphegor also killed me once. Lucifer almost killed me a couple times too, in fact all of them have either tried to kill me or put me in mortal danger, Except Mammon, really? He's got a thing for me. I mean, they all do.

Grim:...

Mc: And, like, One time Solomon imbued me with his power, and I have technically gone back in time because of Barbatos--

Grim: *Slams his head against his desk.*