The Onion Continues To Never Miss

Jovial Merryment had the time to fuck Yellow on the track and still won the race. No one can do it like her

see him schmoove

NO. THEY DONT THEY HAVE ONE CONTINUOUS HOLE

woah mama i'll help you start some stupid discourse: how many holes are in a straw?

Woah mama straws have two holes

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

enough about the timeloop I wanna hear about the post-timeloop.

person who just got over the horror of being trapped and settled into a comfortable routine...but then the timeloop breaks and they struggle to reacclimatize. person trapped in a loop for years who grieved their loved ones—who are suddenly back and acting like nothing happened (because for them nothing did). teenager who aged physically and mentally during the timeloop and now they're so much older than they're supposed to be. random strangers who were trapped in a loop together relieved to get away from each other at last, but feeling oddly bereft of familiar company. service worker who is pissed as fuck to have to go back to work

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

( you've been booped !! )

reblog to give the mutuals a boop critter

obsessed with this video

i bet on winning horses