Here, Take These

soxy i'm sorry but what the fuck does "crab rangoon is a food thats an animal" supposed to mean

i bet u feel so stupid rn. theyre grazing

I have such conflicted feelings

I love across the spider verse I really do and I think the emo comic relief ben was funny

but whenever I try to find content of him it's all people who latched onto emo boy ben (I can tell from the hair okay I'm glad the artists gave him distinct hair so you can tell if people are comic or movie nerds)

and that's great that people are loving him now and stuff BUT

WHERE'S MY LITTLE PRECIOUS BOY COMICS BEN 😭😭😭😭

reblog this if you’re jewish or your blog is a safe space for jewish people

in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself.

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

this is so fucking insidious

Reblog if you remember this motherfucker:

A book crystallized in the ocean

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