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House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"
Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him
House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working
Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?
House: 5.3 inches
Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that
something kinda old but cute.
taking the opportunity to plug my pizza game stickers again ^^.^^
hey!!! big ol update, kinda related to this post, but i've got stickers of these little guys out now! some small issues with redbubble made it a bit rough, so sorry it took so long!
here!! if you wanna stick flordaddle on stuff!! they're all in one collection. ^^_^^ have fun out there
pizza game manual on legal copyright stuff!
PIZZIZA GAMIZMAY PART 2 PEPPERONI PALOOZA
!! these are the stickers i was talking about/planning! if i can somehow manage to get them out there i'll let y'all know.
chibis!!! many many chibis. every single project i work on that starts with arimnaes and kiane has a chance to spiral into me drawing the whole damn cast.
and as always thank you plasterbrain for this great game that haunts me every other month