PIZZIZA GAMIZMAY PART 2 PEPPERONI PALOOZA

a quick wip i whipped up today just because it's been in my head for days now something something big fan of anyone who thinks that wally isn't evil but just damn LONELY. and confused. and honestly super fair on his part

hey pizza game fans if i made stickers would that be chill

also roobit doodle

Ah shit my bowling team has unionized

Tried out an electric box ish cover/lid for Roswell’s chest because it was looking plain.

Uhh fun fact the image order is chronologically backward from when I drew them (so this blocky one was first haha)

oh yo we can post our pieces now!! here’s the full thing i did for the @gfwayfaringstrangerszine last year !! i still love these old assholes

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House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"

Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him

House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working

Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?

House: 5.3 inches

Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that

Background painting & Color Key by Léa Pinto

will? the world demand more pizza?

hmm.. i better draft up more pizza just in case .