Isn't House Problematic??

functional addict

james wilson recs

angst: ✺ // fluff: ✿ // smut: ♡ // suggestive: ☆

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hehe many of these recs are works by my moots :')

x reader

⤷ 10:37 by catchyouintherye ♡

⤷ absolutely by misterdoctorwilson ♡

⤷ after hours by catchyouintherye ♡

⤷ james joint by @theogonize ☆

⤷ lonely doctors on a friday night by catchyouintherye ♡

⤷ selfish by misterdoctorwilson ♡

⤷ *any blurb by: @theogonize ♡☆

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hilson (house x wilson)

⤷ an inch away by @wanderingbue ♡

⤷ codependency and pillows by @occultbooks ♡

⤷ give me some tenderness beneath your honesty by @occultbooks ♡

⤷ if you ever hunger, hunger for me by petrodactyl352 ♡

⤷ taste me, too by @wanderingbue ♡

⤷ you're toxic, i'm slipping under by @occultbooks ♡

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misc

⤷ caught you hiding in the smoke by chychyd (hudson) ♡ | took me over like a fever (pt 2) by chychyd (hudson) ♡

⤷ kiss me once, then once more by catchyouintherye (hilson x reader) ♡

⤷ one for two by catchyouintherye (hilson x reader) ♡

⤷ something you all want (hilson x reader) by @occultbooks ♡

this gif out of context is KILLING ME

why is Wilson so breathless 😭😭😭

i can barely get thru the dinner date scene with house and cameron because hes so awkward!!!! autistic as hell like cant even fake a customer-service small-talk convo for 5 mins. gay as hell too cus how do u fumble this smart hot girl who knows how annoying u are and still wants ur old ass. my god

can we talk about how wilson’s office is right next to house’s?

isn’t he supposed to be the head of oncology? babygirl, why aren’t you, idk, stationed in the oncology department? why do you just happen to have an office adjoined to your boybestfriend’s? why do your two offices have a connected balcony? why are you the only people in the whole hospital with a setup like that?? who put you guys together? cuddy? that’s like a teacher sitting students with crushes on each other at the same table. why does she let you stay there when she’s seen the situations it produces? does she ship it too? we know she does enjoy the insanity, to an extent. does the entire hospital have a betting pool on when house and wilson will finally get their shit together? probably.

these two dumbasses are so the main characters, its blatantly obvious that the entire world is built around them. i love it.

playing with my cerebral spinal fluid. #myfluid

can’t wait to be choked by a hand that has our wedding ring on

when ur close to me :3