Cancer By MCR

Pardon????

okay????

this picture is cracking me up so bad house looks like a recently divorced dad who's spending the weekend with his son and decided to take him to the amusement park

It worked so well the first time

really it is so funny and so telling that when chase decides to make a move on thirteen he intentionally does it the exact same way he started dating his ex wife. this man needs to be studied

My contribution to the House MD fandom

here we go

again

House is truly unable to resist an opportunity to a) clown and b) tell random men that he is here and he is queer

my beautiful hair flip angel girlfriend. her name is shithead and she was born without morals or a cerebral cortex

Robert Chase lore is like "my father left me, I had to take care of my abusive alcoholic mother and baby sister, I drank and experimented with drugs in my teen years, my sister became an alcoholic like our mother and we havent spoken in years, I wanted to be a priest but I struggled with guilt and faith after being caught sleeping with the groundskeeper's wife. " And then on the other end of this spectrum it's like "i really like bowling , im a licensed hypnotist , and i like to surf."

y’all remind yourselves your account is your space. you’re not a performance. you’re not annoying by being yourself. if people aren’t into it they can leave. you’re not obligated to please anyone, especially at the cost of your personal expression. the worst thing you can do for your online enjoyment is to filter or censor yourself.

EVERY TIME I GET MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THEM IT HURTS

of fucking course James Wilson is his emergency contact, and his physician