Found This On Instagram And Had To Share (with A Couple Of Tweaks)

i cannot believe i am saying this but chase is the most ‘authentic’ Australian character ive seen in American television maybe ever. im only up to s2 but so far he is a 100% LORE ACCURATE Australian man you’ve got the:

- catholic trauma

- 1 inexplicably European parent

- mum who fuelled her alcoholism primarily through G&T’s

American tv finally did it they made a real Australian person who doesn’t feel like a caricature but he’s on fucking house md what sort of monkeys paw outcome is that…

BLORBO!!

Tortured.

i never shipped taubner (probably bc I never noticed them at all) but wtf this is fruit basket behaviour

why are they clutching one another like lovers? why is Taub the wife in this relationship?

will be making more of these w the other characters

want more juice but i drinked it all. this is, i cannot stress this enough, utterly fucked

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

HES SO SILLY!! (I say as he confesses to a priest that he killed a man(yes I’m on THAT episode))

Cameron and Foreman calling out Chase's horrible, clashy, hectic, borderline chaotic fashion sense 🫶

He makes bold choices. I will give him that.

Thank you for requesting!!

10/10 dad joke